Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Marz, despite Spoony trying to woo her, had zero reaction to Spoony losing his house. It was brought up in one of her 7 viewer streams and she didn't even respond with a "oh that's sad" or "I hope he gets better". Just saying she didn't hear about it and then silence.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's following the usual protocol of keeping Spoony-related talks to an absolute minimum, because that shit's just awkward.

[Guest]

She's following the usual protocol of keeping Spoony-related talks to an absolute minimum, because that shit's just awkward.

I mean, yeah, but surely you'd at least feign concern? I would say that she hopes he gets back on his feet or something.

[Complicity]

Marz, despite Spoony trying to woo her, had zero reaction to Spoony losing his house. It was brought up in one of her 7 viewer streams and she didn't even respond with a "oh that's sad" or "I hope he gets better". Just saying she didn't hear about it and then silence.

Did she bring up how much oil changes cost now, and that it's not Biden's fault but Vic's?
I don't know why Sploogy has been so fixated with her recently, it's not like she's more relevant or attractive than Still Trooning, who wanted to bring him to VR Chat, turn him into an animu gurl and cybersex on a Sanic stage.
Did he really fall for her facade of kindness and good intentions, when in reality she's a shitty narc like Lupa and Sarah Wilson?

She's following the usual protocol of keeping Spoony-related talks to an absolute minimum, because that shit's just awkward.

I mean, yeah, but surely you'd at least feign concern? I would say that she hopes he gets back on his feet or something.

>Implying she cares about anything but herself

She would throw her husbando Gringo The Soy Manlet under a bus for a single retweet.

[Guest]

There's these two e-sports casters Artosis and Tasteless who have lived in Korea for the last 13 years. Tasteless has not learned Korean, wakes up at like 3pm, and stays inside and drinks a lot. If you're a streamer or e-celeb you dont' have to adapt. Tasteless is basically a bum and more successful version of Spoony.

Tasteless himself has expanded like a fat drunken blob much like Spoony has. Both paracites on humanity.

[Kugelfisch]

He's just adapting to the classic Korean moon face.

[Guest]

The Tastesquatch awakens.

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[Kugelfisch]

Look at the rudimentary upright locomotion. Nature is fascinating!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, yeah, but surely you'd at least feign concern? I would say that she hopes he gets back on his feet or something.

It's a trap. If you feign concern now people might wonder why you didn't feign concern in all those years his mind has been SCREAMING on social media.
My guess is she and others are secretly hoping that Spoony will never return to twitter, so everyone can just forget about him.

I don't know why Sploogy has been so fixated with her recently, it's not like she's more relevant or attractive than Still Trooning, who wanted to bring him to VR Chat, turn him into an animu gurl and cybersex on a Sanic stage.
Did he really fall for her facade of kindness and good intentions, when in reality she's a shitty narc like Lupa and Sarah Wilson?

Maybe Armzgurl has the ability to attract degenerate minds that think being an IN is a good idea. Note how Linkara tends to see her as more equal than other CA colleagues (though the hambeast he married is probably making sure that he is no longer allowed to show this in public anymore).
Or maybe Spoony thought he was simply out of options: There's no way he was ever gonna find another fair maiden since he never goes outside and his social skills are non-existant, and the only other females he knows are Lupa (who helped cancel him) and Goggles (no darkies).

[Guest]

The Tastesquatch awakens.

Tasteless is like 6'2 or some shit. Guy must tower over those manlets.