Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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I doubt they have people talented enough for that task left.

Why do you think EA's games have glitches up the ass, are utterly unplayable in a lot of spots, break down constantly and have patches bigger than a few megabytes since compression is arcane sorcery, in the first place?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They have to keep this shit uncompressed for peak performance. How else are they gonna ensure buttery-smooth 30 FPS on the lastest in console hardware?

>Implying KOTOR hasn't always been wokeshit due to who were behind both of them
Come on now Besides, the Kyle Katarn gaymes are the superior PC Star Warz games.

KOTOR was just a total conversion mod of D&D, with 3.X-isms they really should've fixed (never click that "level-up" button more than you have to on that tutorial planet. Any level you take in one of the starting muggle classes is a level you can't cash in for cool Jedi shit).
They even had to write their whole precious Old Republic setting to fit D&D mechanics. Why are so many people during that era hitting each other with swords? It's because D&D combat is mainly melee combat, with an entire stat - STR - effectively only existing to measure how good you are in melee. And of course STR also helps with lightsaber combat, even though Jedi and Sith aren't really brick shithouses. Few are in Star Wars, really (unless that's part of your alien species).
KOTOR would've felt a lot more like actual Star Wars if they hadn't used D&D.

And it's not even the best Star Wars total conversion mod of a superior original. That would go to Galactic Battlegrounds (aka Age of Empires 2 with starfighters and Gungans).

[Kugelfisch]

They have to keep this shit uncompressed for peak performance. How else are they gonna ensure buttery-smooth 30 FPS on the lastest in console hardware?

Rendered in absolutely incredible 1080p upscaled to 4k, no less. Thats totally legit 4k gayming, bro!

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Dont' forget that the upscalling is done by AI as well, dood.

They have to keep this shit uncompressed for peak performance. How else are they gonna ensure buttery-smooth 30 FPS on the lastest in console hardware?

>Implying KOTOR hasn't always been wokeshit due to who were behind both of them
Come on now Besides, the Kyle Katarn gaymes are the superior PC Star Warz games.

KOTOR was just a total conversion mod of D&D, with 3.X-isms they really should've fixed (never click that "level-up" button more than you have to on that tutorial planet. Any level you take in one of the starting muggle classes is a level you can't cash in for cool Jedi shit).
They even had to write their whole precious Old Republic setting to fit D&D mechanics. Why are so many people during that era hitting each other with swords? It's because D&D combat is mainly melee combat, with an entire stat - STR - effectively only existing to measure how good you are in melee. And of course STR also helps with lightsaber combat, even though Jedi and Sith aren't really brick shithouses. Few are in Star Wars, really (unless that's part of your alien species).
KOTOR would've felt a lot more like actual Star Wars if they hadn't used D&D.

And it's not even the best Star Wars total conversion mod of a superior original. That would go to Galactic Battlegrounds (aka Age of Empires 2 with starfighters and Gungans).

I mentioned wokeshit thought, not that KOTOR was a shit game(spoilers : it is anyways, the total conversion from DnD is horrible) but that's not really much of an issue, combat can be fixed. Shit like the gimped dialogue choices, retarded story etc can't. Especially when you have Sam "I've been raped online, getting no dick offline" Maggs :



or like the fags on imageboards whine :

Bastila: now a dyke; cannot be changed
Carth: now a queer; cannot be changed
Revan: canon ending is now a nigger woman instead of a white man
HK-47: now torn up inside over being "made to kill" and "i never wanted to do it but Revan made me"
Malak: gay for Revan; you can seduce him during the final fight to have him turn to the light side
Mission: now 18 years old
Zaalbar: permanently wearing a medal; cannot be removed from model
Jolee: Always correct, berates the player any time xe does anything niggers wouldn't like IRL
Juhani: already a dyke in the original, now a tranny too
Canderous: "My sole purpose in life is to reform the Mandalorians so that they're not evil anymore ha ha this is the way REMEMBER THAT FROM THE TV SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE THOUSANDS OF YEARS FROM NOW"

PS : Oh yeah, here's your female equivalent of Hitler in Ragnarok, bro :



Just to make it clear : she's supposed to be Loki's wife and mother to Fenrir, Jormugandr and Hel. So according to God of War and SONY : the union between a whitey twink and an underage negress results in the birth of a dog, a snake and a blue-skinned women with sepsis. So, two thirds count as beastiality and one third as horribly wrong.

And her actress is underage, just like the kid that plays Atreus / Loki. How long before these two come out with rape allegations against the Sony Santa Monica motion capture studios? SONY loves copying Holywood after all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A very well-written and insightful post, but all I can think about is that someone at Bioware took a look at that blue checkmark's tweet history and decided that (s)he would be an invaluable asset to this remake.

(Also an 18-year-old Mission is still too old.)

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Oh, Bioware's not the one making / handling it apparently, it's some new studio SONY aquired last month. Aspyr, I believe?

[rabidtictac]

That's how you know the game will be good.

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Oh, Bioware's not the one making / handling it apparently, it's some new studio SONY aquired last month. Aspyr, I believe?

Checked on their track Record and this is their first real project ever! They've done nothing but ports up till now.
This Thing SCREAMS Trashfire! I think at this point EA/Sony/Disney is trying to how much they get away with, Given how pathetic both Sony & Star Wars ConSOOOOOMers are and have zero standards

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Oh, Bioware's not the one making / handling it apparently, it's some new studio SONY aquired last month. Aspyr, I believe?

Checked on their track Record and this is their first real project ever! They've done nothing but ports up till now.
This Thing SCREAMS Trashfire! I think at this point EA/Sony/Disney is trying to how much they get away with, Given how pathetic both Sony & Star Wars ConSOOOOOMers are and have zero standards

When you don't have to Compete, You don't have to care.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I take it the game will require a couple months of patches to be even half as stable and functional as the original.