Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Imagine Spoony adapting to Japanese work culture and ethic.

There's these two e-sports casters Artosis and Tasteless who have lived in Korea for the last 13 years. Tasteless has not learned Korean, wakes up at like 3pm, and stays inside and drinks a lot. If you're a streamer or e-celeb you dont' have to adapt. Tasteless is basically a bum and more successful version of Spoony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sometimes, all you need to feel right at home is a basement to dwell in.

[Guest]

Sometimes, all you need to feel right at home is a basement to dwell in.

If you're an e-celeb, you can work anywhere which is why these idiots moving to LA is so stupid. It is hella expensive! Moving to a cheaper nation where their currency is worth less, but still being paid in US dollars is a genius move that so few people have done. Another example is Ramsey Dewey, who is an MMA coach in Shanghai China. He makes more on Youtube and donations than he does actual coaching!

[Guest]

There's these two e-sports casters Artosis and Tasteless who have lived in Korea for the last 13 years. Tasteless has not learned Korean, wakes up at like 3pm, and stays inside and drinks a lot. If you're a streamer or e-celeb you dont' have to adapt. Tasteless is basically a bum and more successful version of Spoony.

Do you watch GSL or ASL?

[Kugelfisch]

He was only comfortable talking about working and moving to Japan because it's a past that was never going to be reality.
Like a guy telling you he would've totally fucked some guy up if it wasn't for this and that and had to let it go. It was never going to happen and he knows it.

[Newhalf]

I'm not sure why she put the "to" in bold and not the "be" which seemed to make more sense, but the fact that Spoony does it too to ridicule her is making it funny.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I'm not sure why she put the "to" in bold and not the "be" which seemed to make more sense, but the fact that Spoony does it too to ridicule her is making it funny.

I think someone found those tweets by searching "move to Japan," thus all instances of all those words are bolded.

[Newhalf]

Aww then it isn't funny at all.

Spoopy just seems like the kind of person who might be petty about little things but I'm probably off the mark there.

He should just go to Japan and then commit proper sengoku.

[Guest]

Imagine Spoony adapting to Japanese work culture and ethic.

No need to imagine. His dedication to avoid doing anything at all fits perfectly and fills the quota of full time job in Japan.

[Guest]

Maybe she could get more cash by scamming the US government, but she'd also pay out the ass for medical treatment.

She would be on medicaid, pulling the exact same shit in America. Health care is only expensive for people who work.