Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:44 pm

As always, in 3.5D&D, Druids will just do mounted combat better, because they have the animal companion, the spells to buff it, and enough skill points to specialize in Riding.
Paadins can only sit in the corner with their divine warhorses and cry.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:45 pm

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Things become a lot more dungeon-friendly if you're a halfling riding a dog, of course.
Pleb choice! Vastly inferior to a kobold riding a dire weasel.

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Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:56 pm

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 04, 2021 7:15 pm

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Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:45 pm
Pleb choice! Vastly inferior to a kobold riding a dire weasel.
I guess having that extra +3 attack on their bite attack makes them better than a war corgie
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As always, in 3.5D&D, Druids will just do mounted combat better, because they have the animal companion, the spells to buff it, and enough skill points to specialize in Riding.
Paadins can only sit in the corner with their divine warhorses and cry.
All while the Fighter can't really afford to invest in Riding because someone deciding to give them the fewest skill points of the bunch (okay some spellcasters get just as few, but most invest in INT anyways and even if they don't they can still reshape reality), just to make sure they can't do shit outside of combat besides breaking open doors.

Not that they're any better inside combat, where the Druid can just out-DPS them by turning into a bear.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Venomous Masculinity » Sat Sep 04, 2021 8:58 pm

Druids OP. You ever cross class one with a Monk?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:28 pm

I feel dirty thinking about having a spellcaster take levels in a class that does not make his spellcaster level go up.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:43 pm

Venomous Masculinity wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 8:58 pm
Druids OP. You ever cross class one with a Monk?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Sun Sep 05, 2021 1:31 am

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
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I'm sure Rushy's got that all figured out.
I was gonna reply sooner, but got distracted cause Pony Lupa has a real nice bubble butt
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Venomous Masculinity » Sun Sep 05, 2021 3:04 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Sep 04, 2021 9:28 pm
I feel dirty thinking about having a spellcaster take levels in a class that does not make his spellcaster level go up.
Monks get bonuses based on Wisdom. Wisdom increased Druid caster level. It's the same synergy as Paladin/Sorc
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:41 am

It's mostly adding your Wisdom bonus to your AC. If you don't wear armor (which the Druid can). That doesn't strike me as quite as sexy as the Charisma bonus to all saving throws that the Sorcadin is enjoying.
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