DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

The 2021 rerelease of his Pokemon Moon angry rant. Berates fans because they dare to expect anything back when they give him money. They should just open their wallets and shut up! Dumb cucks refuse to give him the money he deserves!

[Newhalf]

His current whales might still last a while but he could really feel any one of them that leaves.
Been thinking for some time that no new ones come in and it's mostly just old ones under a new name because they rightfully get called out for their stupidity and they can't take it.

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's nice to see his subs falling this low, I remember the times when some insane whale kept buying hundreds and hundreds of them, where he had over 1000 subs of something. Then I've just realized that he's no longer on twitch - boy, I've missed out on something, haven't I? I knew about wings, but either I forgot about Fill, or I wasn't aware.

I can't, however, sit through 18 minutes of pigroach just ranting, are you crazy?

As for his "whales", it has to be the same lunatic just coming back. I refuse to believe in pigroach luck. There is no way that when some whale of his leaves, conveniently another one just fucking appears.

[rabidtictac]

He only has 1-2 whales right now. It's the same dude who keeps changing accounts and tipping under different names to make dsp seem like he has fans. But all the accounts giving big amounts are ones nobody has ever seen typing in chat.

The reason he can't meet sub goals on youtube is you can't gift subs on youtube. He's relying on a single massive faggot to pay for everything. He gets about 200 viewers now on stream, so him saying he wants 241 subs is silly. He gets more than 200 when he plays cod of dooty, but not when he's boring his viewers with walking sims and fallgout new begass. He's absolutely dying on youtube, probably because of too much competition.

[Newhalf]

That'd be "OnlyIcedCoffee", also affectionately called LonelyIcedCoffee.
He has a fox dick account (big shock!) and runs gay ops against detractors and even other Phil paypigs, such as a guy called Timboslice who can't tip anymore because he's been through his third bankruptcy (the paypig, not Phil, he's only had one so far).
OIC seems like a deeply disturbed individual, most likely a shizo troon who wants to be Phil's new Kat.
Allegedly he even lives close to them.
I'm hoping that hilarity ensues soon.

[Some Sick Fuck]

That'd be "OnlyIcedCoffee", also affectionately called LonelyIcedCoffee.
He has a fox dick account (big shock!) and runs gay ops against detractors and even other Phil paypigs

Well, that sounds wonderful... you can't make this shit up!

I wish somebody was documenting the events in DSPverse, because I don't really have much options - kiwi's are a no go, because you get like 100 pages of absolute nothing every day, I don't know if there is any reddit left about pigroach, discord is complete cancer, and I don't think anybody is willing to go out and write a wiki about pigroach and his jewtube struggles.

[rabidtictac]

Make a burner account and follow josh poem on twitter. He does recaps so you don't have to watch. 5 minutes of reading or less will catch you up to a day's hard begging.

[Newhalf]

While most of the oldfags have (rightfully) declared the Pigroach as irrelevant dead meme, it seems that an entirely new generation of detractors (came in approximately post escort saga) has risen and now makes video. There's even one who talks first and foremost about the important paypigs throughout DSP lore which honestly is much more interesting these days than boring pigu man himself.

[Guest]

Most of the new detractors are a bunch of reddit zoomers crying around how mean pigman is for saying faggot while they throw money at his face through "troll" donations.

[Newhalf]

Most are, there are some usable bits though, sifting through the trash.