BigAl2k6, Darknessthecurse and the Rest of the Old Ranting/Commentary Community

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tl;dr

[popeyeschickensandwich]

But yeah, "much better"? Not really. Between his physical appearance getting worse, getting desperate for views, the dumb subscriber thing now, reuploading old Darkness videos in a lazy view attempt despite having his new name, and getting 100-200 views every video now unless he milks a Chris Chan situation, he is pretty much in dead-end middle life. The only thing missing is bringing back the E-begging Patreon that he had until JKTIM called him out on it.

His head is shaped so much like a lego now it's amazing.
I don't know what's sadder, Al and Nume doing some big podcast about some Kingdom Hearts nerd Al used to know or Josh acting like his opinion on Chris-Chan matters.
Although, I don't know if Al and Josh hate one another, but Al's video about Chris got roughly double views.
It is pretty fitting that Josh keeps Spax around. He can swing down on Spax and feel good about himself, you know?

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His head is shaped so much like a lego now it's amazing.
I don't know what's sadder, Al and Nume doing some big podcast about some Kingdom Hearts nerd Al used to know or Josh acting like his opinion on Chris-Chan matters.
Although, I don't know if Al and Josh hate one another, but Al's video about Chris got roughly double views.
It is pretty fitting that Josh keeps Spax around. He can swing down on Spax and feel good about himself, you know?

Pics of Lego-head Darkness? I don't feel like checking his shitty youtube channel at all.
I would say both are equally sad, but BigAl and Nume circlejerking is objectively more cringe, since she's oddly insistent in promoting Al's hot garbage "content" everywhere she goes, and she can't seem to take a hint from her own followers that none of them like or care about Al at all.
That Al and Darkness still project their failures on CWC to this day is quintessential Oldtube burnout behavior.
Josh and Spax ought as well get it over with and get married. If nothing else, they can finally stop lying to themselves.

[Kugelfisch]

He looks like a Roblox character, if thats a visual aid.

[popeyeschickensandwich]

His head is shaped so much like a lego now it's amazing.
I don't know what's sadder, Al and Nume doing some big podcast about some Kingdom Hearts nerd Al used to know or Josh acting like his opinion on Chris-Chan matters.
Although, I don't know if Al and Josh hate one another, but Al's video about Chris got roughly double views.
It is pretty fitting that Josh keeps Spax around. He can swing down on Spax and feel good about himself, you know?

Pics of Lego-head Darkness? I don't feel like checking his shitty youtube channel at all.
I would say both are equally sad, but BigAl and Nume circlejerking is objectively more cringe, since she's oddly insistent in promoting Al's hot garbage "content" everywhere she goes, and she can't seem to take a hint from her own followers that none of them like or care about Al at all.
That Al and Darkness still project their failures on CWC to this day is quintessential Oldtube burnout behavior.
Josh and Spax ought as well get it over with and get married. If nothing else, they can finally stop lying to themselves.

I got you, I got you.
It might just be me, but the man's head looks like a lego.
I had to watch some of his intro and I think he's the only youtuber still out there doing those long intros but now it's just clips from games which doesn't seem like a good idea because clips from games don't really sell you. Neither does putting your head in your hands and shaking, looking depressed all the time.
She must really like Al for being the only one from that circle to not just dismiss her as a person completely or something. Their podcast where they bitched about some idiot Kingdom Hearts kid that Al used to hang around with has the most views of any of his content in the last several years. It isn't until you go back like four years does any content surpass those views and even then it's only by a thousand or so.
The name of the kingdom hearts kid sounds familiar, but it's so generic 2000s-2010s bullshit that I could be mixing it up with someone else. Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

[Complicity]

Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

While i'm proud of not knowing anything about the other spergs discussed in this thread, unfortunately i can answer that question:

[popeyeschickensandwich]

Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

While i'm proud of not knowing anything about the other spergs discussed in this thread, unfortunately i can answer that question:

Ohhh Jim! His video with Al is Al's most viewed video on his channel that isn't popular because it's a meme for a brand.
Back when Jim and a bunch of these guys made fun of some teen named Metalsomething.
I think someone mentioned in here Jim was a huge fanboy on Emer's site.
Oh how I wish I could have seen that, that sounds so hilarious.

[Kugelfisch]

Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."



Over 7 million views. The most famous cringe moment in GDQ history.

[popeyeschickensandwich]

Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."



Over 7 million views. The most famous cringe moment in GDQ history.

That works too. He's that guy that Al brought with him in all those con trip videos he used to upload to blip.
Because, viewers care about Al's con experience...?
His voice reminds me of one of those vids where they were in a car singing along to Sonic Colors and Al just starts shouting and calling him a faggot.
Thanks for the help.

[JayRandolf]

I got you, I got you.
It might just be me, but the man's head looks like a lego.
I had to watch some of his intro and I think he's the only youtuber still out there doing those long intros but now it's just clips from games which doesn't seem like a good idea because clips from games don't really sell you. Neither does putting your head in your hands and shaking, looking depressed all the time.
She must really like Al for being the only one from that circle to not just dismiss her as a person completely or something. Their podcast where they bitched about some idiot Kingdom Hearts kid that Al used to hang around with has the most views of any of his content in the last several years. It isn't until you go back like four years does any content surpass those views and even then it's only by a thousand or so.
The name of the kingdom hearts kid sounds familiar, but it's so generic 2000s-2010s bullshit that I could be mixing it up with someone else. Anyone wanna help me out with who Chibinekodemyx is?

DarknessTheCuck's (I'll just call him Cuckness for short from now on) head shape is exactly what I would expect from a terminally-online freakazoid.
Speaking of video kahntent, Cuckness is in a draw with fellow Oldtube cuckold Cloud8745 in the repeatedly-taking-down-and-reuploading-old-videos-with-slight-edits-for-no-rhyme-or-reason category.
It's anyone's guess why Nume orbits BigAl so much, but I suppose it's true that he didn't explicitly disown her.
Can't say I'm surprised about the Kingdom Hearts kid video getting so many views. BigAl destroyed what little reputation he still had with his autistic shilling for GaymerGate/InternetAristocrat, among many other things.
Chibinekodemyx is some literal nobody who used to yiff with BigAl, RandomDCE etc for a couple of years, until they decided to scapegoat their failures onto him, because they always do that with their "friends," funny enough. I also seem to recall Demyx being deemed a CP appreciator, but I never cared to investigate further into that. Other than that, the dude has his own TL;DR thread on foxdickfarms, and BigAl never shuts the fuck up with "I can't believe I used to be friends with Demyx" type virtue signaling on facebook.

Ohhh Jim! His video with Al is Al's most viewed video on his channel that isn't popular because it's a meme for a brand.
Back when Jim and a bunch of these guys made fun of some teen named Metalsomething.
I think someone mentioned in here Jim was a huge fanboy on Emer's site.
Oh how I wish I could have seen that, that sounds so hilarious.

You are thinking of Metalmouth44. Jim was (and still is, since he never formally renounced it) a huge water carrier for DCE and the usual faggots and would attack whoever dared to go against the cult. That reason alone is why Jim kept crying about Spax3 for years after he stopped being relevant.
Jim was definitely a huge fanboy of Armake21, and also one of the main instigators of the Nicotine "my computer was hacked by my girlfriend" Alien saga (2008 was a really long time ago, huh?).
Your best chance would be to locate a page or two of the ancient ass forum Armake used to have around the same time, but that's shit outta luck.

That works too. He's that guy that Al brought with him in all those con trip videos he used to upload to blip.
Because, viewers care about Al's con experience...?
His voice reminds me of one of those vids where they were in a car singing along to Sonic Colors and Al just starts shouting and calling him a faggot.
Thanks for the help.

Coincidentally or not, Al got #meagain'd many times, due to his inability with respecting the personal boundaries of others, be it online or real life, especially with cons in the latter.
Wasn't familiar the Sonic Colors car singing bit, but I'm not surprised either way; Al is exactly the sort of autistic subhuman to cry about being in 'favor' of faggot marriage all the while having expletive-laden psychotic meltdowns on whoever hurts his feefees.