Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Razorfist makes a fortune doing a four-hour stream once a week, and that grifter Nerdrotic has a dude who drops $600 superchats

Those two fags make consistent content. They didn't all of a sudden quit making videos in 2016 and then tell all their fans to go fuck themselves

[Complicity]

Razorfist makes a fortune doing a four-hour stream once a week, and that grifter Nerdrotic has a dude who drops $600 superchats

Those two fags make consistent content. They didn't all of a sudden quit making videos in 2016 and then tell all their fans to go fuck themselves

Not to mention that Razorfist's content improved over the years, his interviews with the Alcatrazz frontman and WASP bassist were interesting, and the same is true for his video about the band Anthem, whose biography was only available in Japanese and he translated it on his own.
Sploogy, on the other hand, was already balls deep into the Seven Pesos Fernando's route of uploading low effort shit like wrestle wrestle, while pretending it was a change of direction, way before quitting.

[oldbones]

It took too long but finally it happened.

Totally unavoidable. How was spoons going to pay all those billth? Back to Arizona with you to leech off your exasperated family once again.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And it only took him 4 years

[Guest]

Life isn't fair, and an asshole like Spoony could easily live on easy mode if he wanted to.

That's the problem, right there.
He doesn't, and he never will.
The life of the dancing monkey on the Internet, like Doge's and Jamesy's, was never what he wanted.
Even pretending to be grateful to Cuckson after a grand donation for a couple of seconds is an insurmountable ordeal, and not just because at this point most of the people who would show up to watch him playing some shitty game hate his guts and he can't handle the bantz.
Cucksons, Warthogs and Troons were never the audience he wanted.
He should have had brunches with Colbert.
He should have sipped Martinis with Bill Murray while watching Weinstein raping a 14 years old.
He should have been the host of a mainstream show during which Ree Larson, Jason Moemoe, Fag Takei and other actors with TDS would have played Dungeons and Dildos with him.
But it will never happen, and to cope with that he decided to do nothing but the thing he's the best at: Being a cunt on Twatter.
Marzcunt and Lupa are the same (especially the former; a role in Jem the Movie bitch? With that voice? That face and body? That acting? Grow the fuck up), but they coped with that by canceling other people.

The hilarious sad thing is, he had a decent shot at all of that if he'd had a plan, set goals, and worked tirelessly to achieve them. But not him. Not Noah Antwiler. Mommy's little God-Emperor shouldn't have to work for what he wants. He should have been discovered. He's ENTITLED to it. He DESERVES it. It was his birthright, by god, and the mean, unfair, Trump-voting world robbed him of it.

[Kugelfisch]

There's always one guy who comes up with complete bullshit reasoning isn't there?
Yes, if Spoony completely changed who he is and has been for years and would work, he'd be able to make good money. And if a block of lead was made from styrofoam it would float in water.
He didn't stop making videos because he made too little money or had no viewers. To the contrary. He just fucking stopped.

Rule 2: Spoony only gets worse.

[mad bum]

It took too long but finally it happened.

Totally unavoidable. How was spoons going to pay all those billth? Back to Arizona with you to leech off your exasperated family once again.

>2017

[Guest]

Yes, if Spoony completely changed who he is and has been for years and would work, he'd be able to make good money.

Even then, probably not. He'd be in the same position as linkara, flat views/subs and income as YT changes around him.

[Kugelfisch]

If we're to hypothesize about some nonsense fantasy world where Spoon stops being a sadbrain faggot that actually works, we might as well go full retard and just assume he'd make Iron Man numbers - because reasons.

[Guest]

He'd also evict orcil for some aryan 10/10 tradthot