Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Watching one of the old videos. Look at that hair. Listen to that confident voice, the tone he used before every single line delivery had to sound bitchy as fuck. One cannot overestimate how much Noah had going for him.

[Complicity]

or he’s about to pull a Jewwario on himself from the lack of Twitter use, which is fine too.

That would be the most lulzy scenario, but

Somebody tweet this to Spoony when he re-emerges

Any sane relative who took him in should have given him the ultimatum "stay away from the Internet or i kick you out".
But since most likely the one who took him in is his soy asexual nu-male dipshit of a brother, he will be back before the White Boy Summer ends.

It will be extra funny if he once again acts like nothing happened, prompting Rachel to not only return but also defend him from those foul lies about him getting evicted.

This is exactly what will happen.
And, at this point, i won't even blame theGreasyOne.
It will be 100% on Miles the Ace.

[RedLine]

Listen to that confident voice
One cannot overestimate how much Noah had going for him.

That what happens when the Red Dragon is gobbling your penis three times a week.

[curtiscraig]

Miles “taco killer” Antwiller should beat the fuck out of him. I know many brothers that would simply beat the piss out of their sibling till they got their shit together. That’s the problem these days, everyone is a fucking cunt ass pussy. Beat his ass till he understands or dump him on the streets and cut ties, letting him succumb to his own bullshit.

[Le Redditeur]

Unfortunately, the Miles "The Deader The Spic, The Harder My Dick" Antwiller was just as illusion. He probably regret killing that machine-gun wielding maniac, because he could not be assimilated in American society and become another good Democrat voter.

[mad bum]

Clearly he went back home, most likely with "confirmed bachelor" Miles

I guess that makes sense. Miles is apparently asexual, so Noah won't be hampering any love life.

Based Miles only needs to get off on dying Mexicans. Begone thots.

[JewJuiceGargler]

He moved in with Liquid Spoony, fitting ending for saga.

[Kugelfisch]

Nobody knows. Some people think his family had him sent to inpatient mental care. They take away your phone when they have you committed.

Plausible enough for most people but unlikely with Spoonfag. I doubt Mr. Special Crazy would agree to that and wasting away like a smack addict isn't enough to have you committed.
He likely just had his phone plan cancelled and isn't allowed to use the computer unsupervised by Miles.

[Carn]

Is 2021 the year of the Spoony? The year that something finally happens after 6 years of absolutely nothing but Twitter shitposting? Or will he return to Twitter after a few weeks and act like nothing happened....again. My money is on the latter. Remember, Spoony never disappoints to disappoint.

[Kugelfisch]

Rule #1 is so fucking rock solid it makes the laws of thermodynamics look like wishy washy bullshit.