Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[curtiscraig]

As he puts Aprils Lipstick around the barrel of the Glock a smile creps up his rotten face.
"Now how about a last kiss, you Dremel Stealing Whore?"
He puts the gun in his mouth, his thump inside the trigger guard. With all his strenght he forces the cold metal back.....at least he tries, as the return spring of the Trigger blocks his mighty push. For Minutes he struggles bevor he puts the weapon bach in the stash of his brother, he great Mexican slayer, bevor he falls back in his bed and as he starts hitting his fist in his pillow (Without making an Imprint) the door to his room closes sillently.
And when he starts crying and his whiskey filled tears soak into his stained mattres......his brother takes the Glock in his hand, to modify the triggersystem again.....whils wispering to himself.....
"One last try.....only one.....before i put him down myself......."
But deep down in his soul he knows, that his aim works only on darker skinned targets.
"Maybe Angry Joe can hold him like Goku tackele Raditz......Jeah....that could work....."

Yes

[mad bum]

((pre-diabetic)) means "Stop being a fat ass and lose some weight or develop type 2." It's basically just a last chance before the inevitable happens.

[Kugelfisch]

Bitch hasn't been pre-diabetic for over a decade. She just carries this diagnosis from her teenage years around like a participation trophy like autists hold up Sanic the Hedgeheg as a good franchise. It's not been true since forever but she refuses to face reality.

[JewJuiceGargler]

Last days of Spoony before eviction

[Newhalf]

I know he isn't dead and all but this might still be the end of WILD CONTENT

Depending on if this would make me happy or not, of course.. since he always disappoints. But I am undecided if I would be happier if he finally disappeared or if there'd be more stuff to potentially laugh at him.

[MegaNigger]

Imagine making 5000 a month just to make shit post videos about media. Imagine being too lazy to make a single video a month.

[Le Redditeur]

It's not that hard.to imagine. Alcoholics tend to be like that.

[RedLine]

I know he isn't dead and all but this might still be the end of WILD CONTENT

I do hope he's gone from the internet forever. That's basically my hope for all INs.

[Moe Bitches]

I know he isn't dead and all but this might still be the end of WILD CONTENT

I do hope he's gone from the internet forever. That's basically my hope for all INs.

It'll be all post, no shit.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I know he isn't dead and all but this might still be the end of WILD CONTENT

I do hope he's gone from the internet forever. That's basically my hope for all INs.

It'll be all post, no shit.

You sure that's the right way around?