Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

Not because it's the right thing, but because it's the only way his corrupt ass gets those campaign donos.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Don't need donations when you can just say all the mail-in ballots were for you.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Rule 1 of Spoony (also applies to Artie Lange)

Spoony always wins. Somehow inaction always works out.

How has anything worked out for Lange so far? Dude is a wreck!

Let like a fungus he persists, nose or no nose.

[wulfenlord]

https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

So yeah, it seems like Spoony needs to make a new lair. While others start with microwave/fridge/handyman-tools/dremel, Noah is literally this meme

[pibbs]

https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

Ah, the Twin XL, the quintessential bedding of a middle-aged man moving into the guest room of his single older brother's condo.

[Kugelfisch]

And something to black out the windows so he doesn't have to see those upsetting birds that are mocking him.
Totally not psychosis, though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah, the Twin XL, the quintessential bedding of a middle-aged man moving into the guest room of his single older brother's condo.

If you spend all day in bed, you make sure you're having the biggest one you can afford.

[Le Redditeur]

Spoony is the guy from GTA's Piβwasser commercials:

[wulfenlord]

Bitch please, this isn't an airport, no need to anounce your departure, just do it already. Though I wonder what counts as a sudoku attempt in her book. A 10 minute walk? 30 minutes without a @markiplier or @livewire infusion? 8 hours without ass-pats from #dicksforchicks?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The lack of Spoony tweets is finally getting to her. Once he returns she'll escape from the asylum in no time.