Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

He's probably too busy packing his bags, I'm sure the police came knocking at his door yesterday telling him he has 30 days to get the fuck out.

[Guest]

Spoony just knockin' on heaven's door.

[Complicity]

Spoony just knockin' on heaven's door.

Heaven's response:

[Guest]

I prefer my head canon where he is on hormone replacement and thus his hair doesn't fall out prematurely.

If anything, Spoony being low-T is why he's not losing his hair. But you can't exactly claim that Doge, Brad, James Rolfe, FilmBald or Cockslut are high-T so I fall back to 'genetics' being the reason why those guys are bald and Spoony looks like a greasy troll - but with a full head of hair

[Kugelfisch]

Science actually doesn't know much about hair loss, except that it's hereditary. Testosterone has little to do with it, as you can see yourself with obvious low T faggots having just as many issues.

[Guestfag]

Science actually doesn't know much about hair loss, except that it's hereditary. Testosterone has little to do with it, as you can see yourself with obvious low T faggots having just as many issues.

I recommend reading about DHT. When there is too much of it in the body, you go bald.
It also explains low-t soyfags going bald, because hormones are all fucked in their bodies because of shitty diet.

[Guest]

He's probably too busy packing his bags, I'm sure the police came knocking at his door yesterday telling him he has 30 days to get the fuck out.

Biden-sama didn't come through to extend the eviction moratorium right?

[Kugelfisch]

I know about that and yet studies are inconclusive. The only true commonality is heredity. Most cases, there is nothing one can do.

The whole high testosterone thing is just a positive stereotype baldfags love to meme to make themselves feel better about their bad luck.

[Guest]

A cursory glance at most baldfags would tell you that they are not high-T. Athletes that go bald, those are the high-T baldfags. Guys like Evander Holyfield who have clearly gone bald from the massive amounts of steroids testosterone pumping around in their veins

[Newhalf]

For the likes of film bald, it's most likely hereditary. He's British and thus his gene pool, or puddle, rather, is like some kind of toxic sludge dump.