Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

A 40 year old man (41 soon!) asking for a twin bed over Amazon to go in his unmaintained, unpaid, mostly empty suburban home is a good illustration of Spoony's current existence.

[Kugelfisch]

The only furniture he needs is underground furniture.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hey, sometimes you vodkashit the bed, y'know? Let's not judge his mattress needs.

He wishes for a new mattress whenever the current one gets too soaked in his hair grease.

[Nobue]

Hey, sometimes you vodkashit the bed, y'know? Let's not judge his mattress needs.

DON'T. YOU. TELL. ME. HOW. TO. SLEEP.

[Newhalf]

Still trying to figure out if it means anything that Spoony hasn't been afflicted as badly with the curse of baldness as most other INs.
Then again, we haven't seen him in a while, have we?

He might look like a burnt match by now.

[Guest]

Still trying to figure out if it means anything that Spoony hasn't been afflicted as badly with the curse of baldness as most other INs.

What it means is genetics.

[Rushy]

Noah's grandparents were farmers. His dad got a highranking position at Boeing. His brother's a police officer. All signs show that the Antwiler family have a history of being hardworking. Noah reaps the benefits of that.

[Newhalf]

I prefer my head canon where he is on hormone replacement and thus his hair doesn't fall out prematurely.

But yeah I get it, that's not real, Spoony would never do anything that requires this amount of effort.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The others are all losing hair because they are wasting energy producing shitty content.
As the Lord of Tekken, Spoony has senses this bad Feng Shui and has decided to give up on his IN career - and life in general - so he could focus all of his chi into his body, in order to preserve his hair.

[Guest]

Then why did he shot his bed. We're so far off track here