Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I can't wait until he blocks her. The braying will be glorious.

[Guest]

I feel if he was going to block her he'd have done it before now. He only blocks people who call him out on his shit, not his mentally ill dickriders

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She replies like half a dozen times for every single tweet of him that she finds interesting. He'd have banned her a long time ago if that had bothered him.
I assume he gets off of the no-effort emotional manipulation. He pretty much just has to reply to her like once every leap year to keep her enthralled.

I still can't get over that she had a spoony video playing in her purse while she went out to go get food someone else made.

Bitch, can you really not go for five fucking minutes without listening to spoony videos?

Every step of hers is but a struggle, so she gets herself emotional support from the soothing sounds of "I HEARD THAT, CURTIS!", "BETRAYAL! BETRAYED ME!", and of course "GAY! GAY! SISSY GAY!"

I also like to imagine the sound was loud and the headphones shitty enough that people could hear that shit.

This is what their endgame is.

No, their endgame is slavery. What they are trying to do is make the Warthog lifestyle seem appealing to enough idiots that they get voted into permanent power, at which point they will purge all the idiots, leaving only the strong and able bodied to carry out their slave labour.

>implying there will be enough strong and able-bodied left

[rabidtictac]

I wonder if she even bothers with headphones? Imagine sitting next to her on the bus and hearing spoony's whining, reedy voice blasting from the fat gunt's purse.

[Guest]

She was listening to a '#Live Wire' right? So it was mostly uncomfortable silence with the occasional groan of annoyance.

Yeah, super interesting.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like ASMR, but with @TheSpoonyOne.

[Guestfag]

Plot twist - wart on warthog face is fetus/parasite just waiting to be activated. As soon as spoony dies, new spoony will come out from the wart.
Chestbuster style or gremlins, you'll be the judge.

I find the thought of spoony dead and pe0ple tweeting at him and giving money hilarious. Even when he's dead, I expect some insane fuckery like "here's my 50 bucks, spoony my so. You may be dead, but your legend will live on!".
Speaking of, I guess we would know when he's dead because of patreon?

[Guest]

She wants to fuck his brains out, remember?

that wouldn't take long

[Kugelfisch]

She was listening to a '#Live Wire' right? So it was mostly uncomfortable silence with the occasional groan of annoyance.

Yeah, super interesting.

Yeah, I've kinda courted around that and said "videos". But honestly, you're right. What the fuck is the purpose of listening to his streams? It's the least viable choice for audio only when it comes to Spoonfag.

[wulfenlord]

BEHOLD! The mistress of compassion. Truly a worthy companion of the Avatar!