"Cartoons"

[Lindsay's Liver]

This is the worst thing I've seen all week.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You just know they hadn't had sex in years.

[Moe Bitches]

Him saying "Pwned" (or sorry, pOwn) is the least cringeworthy thing in his sentence.

[Guest]

Yeah, you implied the woketards drove the talent out of the industry.

No, you simply can't read

[Moe Bitches]

He-Man dies at the end of episode one lol

[Lindsay's Liver]

So, I'm guessing that the new He-Man series is some long saga stretched out over multiple episodes?

Meh.

I MIGHT be a little interested if they went really old school and made every episode a self-contained adventure complete with a little lesson for the kids at the end. I never did drugs or rammed my head into people when I was 7 years old and for that maybe I can credit the wise words at the end of every old He-Man episode.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He-Man dies at the end of episode one lol

Ah, so one of my predictions came true

(The other major one I considered likely was him going MIA.)

He's also killed mid-henshin. What a dick move.
But I'm sure various news outlets are already telling us that killing off He-Man was the best course of action, opens many new possibilities and gives more breathing room for the other characters

So, I'm guessing that the new He-Man series is some long saga stretched out over multiple episodes?

It's the popular thing to do, for "deep" storytelling and such.

I MIGHT be a little interested if they went really old school and made every episode a self-contained adventure complete with a little lesson for the kids at the end. I never did drugs or rammed my head into people when I was 7 years old and for that maybe I can credit the wise words at the end of every old He-Man episode.

Not only would that be considered "too silly" in Current Year, but you can get that the kids lesson would involve many a queer propaganda.

[mad bum]

You meme but Kevin Smith I guess was already celebrating that they killed him.

[Complicity]

The reboot is going to be exactly like The Last of Troons 2:
The grimdark tale of an angry lesbian.

This video pretty much confirms it:

But I'm sure various news outlets are already telling us that killing off He-Man was the best course of action, opens many new possibilities and gives more breathing room for the other characters

Now they are busy crying about the review bombing by le evil alt-right He-Man fans.
Only after that, they will say it.

[Rapeculture]

Good lord, look at the arms on those stunning and brave lesbians.