Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[drisko]

It's from 2012, weebtard

• It can be really hard judging the age of his tweets because it's always the same over and over again
• I think my mind just didn't want to soak in the fact he's been doig this for at least 9 years. I mean, JUST

The whining started around when Scarlet dumped him so it's been more than 10 years. But if you showed him what a waste of space he's become, he'd probably just accept it as an inevitability and quit working even sooner.

[Guest]

She tore his heart out, drisko. How can you be so callous?

[Guest]

So he's still alive? Living off cardboard and raisinets?

I remember Scarlett. For such a big girl she sure vanished well enough.

[Guest]

So he's still alive? Living off cardboard and raisinets?

Living off vodka and Captain Morgan.

[Guest]

Oh god, he is larping as Winter Soldier now

I hate cancel culture but I wish one of those crazy rainbow haired feminists stumbled upon this series of tweets and blows it out of proportion.

[Guest]

He basically cancelled himself. What is there left to take?

[Complicity]

He basically cancelled himself. What is there left to take?

His Twitter account. Permanently.
And the funny thing is, it would be the best thing for him.

[Guest]

He'd just start posting as the dog again

[Kugelfisch]

The Winter Spoony. Ironically, the only person I've ever known to be afraid of icicles.

[Guest]

Ah yes, I remember how even the promising Prisoner of Ice saga ended in baffling disappointment. Oh wel, should've known considering rule #1