DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Complicity]

He does it the Aikido-way. It is much more spiritual.

Shitting in his pants 25 times in a row before passing out?

[rabidtictac]

He does it the Aikido-way. It is much more spiritual.

Shitting in his pants 25 times in a row before passing out?

The true Aikido way is to tell everyone you can do 1,000 pushups without breaking a sweat, then never provide any evidence when someone asks you to prove it. Tell them they're not spiritual enough if they doubt you.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Steven Seagull can probably do 25 pushups without lying about it though.

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maybe

A guy who demands to sit while making movies, because he's too fat and lazy to stand anymore? I think you're imagining Seagal like 20 years prior to this. While I'm sure he's in better shape than pigroach, I can't imagine that tub of lard doing something so simple in one go.

[Kugelfisch]

I doubt he's in better shape. Dude likely also has gout.

[Guest]

I doubt he's in better shape. Dude likely also has gout.

Seagul still has muscle under his fat. Phil is a flab bag.

[Kugelfisch]

I doubt he's in better shape. Dude likely also has gout.

Seagul still has muscle under his fat.

Yup, exactly what Fill claims.

[Guest]

I doubt he's in better shape. Dude likely also has gout.

Seagul still has muscle under his fat.

Yup, exactly what Fill claims.

Muscle doesn't go away dood.

[Bobito]

Seagal was also a valedictorian?

[Guest]

Seagal was also a valedictorian?

And he banged a hispanic black chick too.

[Guest]

He banged a Japanese chick and their daughter starred in live action Hideaki Anno movies.