Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

There is a sex market for each of the things you mentioned though. Just call the piss squirt, like all the cam whores do - simps dig that shit.

Individually there are freaks who go for your fat girls, your autistic girls, your pissing girls, maybe even some who'll go for your ugly girls. But put them together and you've got a perfect zero

Plus she's fixated on Spoony so Voice is absolutely right. She has no interest in fucking anyone who isn't Spoony

There was a time, before she met Spoony though and she was actually mobile enough at that point to go to the convention, she was an alcoholic too, probably went to parties/clubs etc. a lot. I think there's a high chance that she hooked up with some drunk nigger on at least one occasion back in the day.

[Guest]

There was a time, before she met Spoony though

Her meeting Spoony has absolutely nothing to do with being fixated on him

she was an alcoholic too

You realise that you can get drunk at home? That's what most alcoholics do

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She might've given an Insano cosplayer a blowie.
However, she probably would've overshared this event, like she does everything.

Her S.O. is at least blind, afaik.

Yeah but he lives in America and has never actually met her, afaik

This "relationships" only really exists so he can pretend he's not an incel and she can claim that the "S.O." in her tweets isn't just a code word for @TheSpoonyOne.

[Guest]

If she had any sexual experience I doubt she'd awkwardly tell Spoony she wanted to fuck his brains out. I also doubt she'd make a big deal about kissing him, like some teenage girl

[Guest]

Which one you think is the hog?

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[Guest]

of course her life is going to shit, but of course she must save money to consoom starwars shit

Also, thank god she did not let us live rent free in her head

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Will this be another necklace she will never take off? Will she wear it in addition to Bootleg Mulan Necklace, or has Bootleg Mulan Necklace lost its last supply of warrior energy?

[Guest]

felt like fucking with her a little

[wulfenlord]

Not really subtle. You haven't yet realized that her reaction to any confrontation is that nothing is ever her fault? Also the old motto you can't milk the lolcow when you turn her milk sour?

Though it is kinda weird that her retort includes "Nu-uh, that's not even me in the pics!" when she didn't bother to purge the tweets

[Guest]

Not really subtle. You haven't yet realized that her reaction to any confrontation is that nothing is ever her fault? Also the old motto you can't milk the lolcow when you turn her milk sour?

Though it is kinda weird that her retort includes "Nu-uh, that's not even me in the pics!" when she didn't bother to purge the tweets

Hoooly shit, she went for the ultimate cope!
>ThAt wAsn'T Me DUDE, It wAS aN ImpOSteR!