DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Moe Bitches]

If you are in first, you'll get a banana and if you get lucky, a green shell and of course if you're in the last place, there's a good chance that you'll get the cheap items.

[Guest]

If you are in first, you'll get a banana

You'll be happy then.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If you are in first, you'll get a banana and if you get lucky, a green shell and of course if you're in the last place, there's a good chance that you'll get the cheap items.

It's not rubber banding if the human players are in on it.

[rabidtictac]

Probably one of DSP's most disgusting recent scam attempts.

Fan offers $200 for 25 pushups.

DSP walks off camera, counts to 25 and then comes back.

Claims he did the pushups. 25 pushups in 26 seconds with no strain whatsoever. The guy who can't walk to get his mail and calls grocery shopping physical labor did 25 pushups in 26 seconds.

Demands the $200. Gets mad when he doesn't receive it. Bruh. This is some hilariously blatant scamming. I don't care who you are, but unless you're at least somewhat /fit/, you aren't doing 25 real pushups without working up to it. Let alone so quickly and easily.

[Le Redditeur]

>offering 200 dollaridoos to Dave to do anything, ever
The pig and the paypigs all deserve each other.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, he'll gladly accept the money, but he'll do everything in his power to avoid fulfilling his end of the bargain.

[Kugelfisch]

What? He wants proof? Wow, doood! What a fucking asshole!

He's looking more and more like current Steven Segal by the way.

[rabidtictac]

Steven Seagull can probably do 25 pushups without lying about it though.

SpoilerShow

maybe

[Moe Bitches]

He probably could, but can he do it correctly?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He does it the Aikido-way. It is much more spiritual.