Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guestfag]

Oh, it looks like wart changed profile picture, hiding its signature wart.
Holy shit, I guess you can consider it first step to change something.

[Guest]

Would you accept her shoddy "I *heart* Spoony" shirts?

She doesn't choose what she makes. She follows a pattern over and over again in my hypothetical future. She is a trainable retard. It doesn't have to be sewing. She can be conditioned into doing any 8 hour repetitive task in exchange for her shelter and feed. I just thought sewing would involve less standing up than grocery bagging or sandwich artistry. Consider her shitty hips. I'm not a cruel man. But the free ride is over. These people need to do something or perish

Something like

[Guest]

I'm genuinely curious as to what the fuck he was getting at with his claim that the datalog's joke about the chocobo chick (that its name being spoken would cause some kind of catastrophe) was true. It's not. Its name is Chocolina. She's the freaky shopkeeper lady from XIII-2.

I remember when he spends a segment raving about how Lightning's "Army of One" is the insta-win button. Actually, it's damage output is pretty piss. It's only good on staggered enemies for raising stagger %.
Spoony talks about it like it's Cloud's Omnislash.
I think he played the first few hours of FFXIII and watched rest from other people's footage.

Who cares? Final Fantasy is gay and the only one you should be playing is glorious 8.

[Guest]

I think he played the first few hours of FFXIII and watched rest from other people's footage.

To be fair, can't blame him. I lasted five minutes myself

[Newhalf]

It plays itself mostly anyway and thus is mega boring, but you better believe I'd finish it and make a detailed video essay about it if some troony loons would pay me five grand a month for that shit.

About the army of one thing yeah that made me think too because he explained how repetitive it would get to hear the accompanying warcry all the time while he actually misquoted it.
A minor thing, sure, but it's Spoopy, if he wanted to make a point here he should have checked if his notes were at least correct where it counts.
He remembered the glowy robes correctly so why not this.

[Nobue]

I'm genuinely curious as to what the fuck he was getting at with his claim that the datalog's joke about the chocobo chick (that its name being spoken would cause some kind of catastrophe) was true. It's not. Its name is Chocolina. She's the freaky shopkeeper lady from XIII-2.

I remember when he spends a segment raving about how Lightning's "Army of One" is the insta-win button. Actually, it's damage output is pretty piss. It's only good on staggered enemies for raising stagger %.
Spoony talks about it like it's Cloud's Omnislash.
I think he played the first few hours of FFXIII and watched rest from other people's footage.

Who cares? Final Fantasy is gay and the only one you should be playing is glorious 8.

8 is the gayest. It's all leatherbois and their big swords.

[Guest]

X was the only one worth playing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

X is just the prelude to X-2, the only true successor to FF5, the best game in the entire franchise.

[wulfenlord]

Mystic Quest Legend / Final Fantasy USA is peak FF :3

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

True. It is more streamlined, more accessible.