Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Boy, do I have a "talented" comic book reviewer for you, then. He also does Power Rangers (though without a set schedule).

You have to learn the deep 5-year lore of the Contest of Champions first, though.

[Guest]

I miss skits in reviews.

That fucking mime magician!

[Complicity]

I miss skits in reviews.

https://youtu.be/xELUxVdzmmU?t=74

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You have to learn the deep 5-year lore of the Contest of Champions first, though.

But it's so worth it. Best sci-fi epic of the century.

[Newhalf]

All I remember vividly is Spoony dressed as Dr Insano drinking cum for an extended period of time.
So long in fact that I completely forgot what point he was trying to get across but it had something to do with FF XIII's weapon upgrade system.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he got triggered because he considered the upgrade ingredients "unrealistic".

[Newhalf]

Possibly that. I never played 13 long enough to bother with that kind of stuff, funnily enough I still may have played more of it than Spoony has on his own.
His commentary is too often very obviously contrary to what's shown on screen, making it too apparent that he didn't take the footage himself and only paid minimal attention to it.

[Guest]

His commentary is too often very obviously contrary to what's shown on screen

Like when? What was he inaccurate about?

[wulfenlord]

YEAR OF THE SPOON - TWITTER HIGHLIGHT REEL
June 2021
Key notes: And still, Spoony did nothing
Total tweets, counting June 1st til June 30th: 268 / ø 10,72 (active days: 25)
Total #ConcussionsOfKillTheSaikyioStyle: 21
Total #Depression threads: 10

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Not even commenting on his whining anymore, shits boring
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Wow, we are halfway through 2021. Spoon really decided to entertain us last month, I am shivering in anticipation of the eviction saga climax. How will he be able to move to his parents without his dremel? Will Oreo be ok, feasting upon the rats in the basement when he leaves her there? Will Rachel vouch to let him live in her PTSD-begged motel room?

But for real, since Noah did not grace us with anything worthwhile in June, let's have a look at his dwindling income since the start of the Coof:

• - January til March 2020 had him at around 110 Troon supporters amounting somewhere around 360 bucks
  - Until September he steadily dropped to 100 Patrons still cashing out 310 Dollarinos
  - With December we reach the current number of life-supporters, which is around 90 (give or take 3), BUT his income drops to 250$ finally! Could this mean we get to sub-200 or lower in 2021?!

• - February 2021 is interesting. We reached the lowest amount ever - 242 victimbux - then someone, or something, swoops in on February 5th with a 50$ cash injection, which is active until today
  - May sees the highest sycophant cashflow for years, 448 - Well, in reality the amount is closer to 315 dorrarus. There have been fledgling pledglings giving him 50 bucks and 100(!) bucks respectively on April 22nd & 26th, but both pledges were dropped on May 3rd/5th. My guess is xis or xers parents found out that their credit cards have been billed and pulled the plug.
  - So here we are. July 1st, 90 mentally ill paypigs, 300$ (250 if the faggot from February would cancel his subscription).
  Total stagnation for 7 months. #Depression

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If only we could actually witness the dramatic tales of loyality and nakamadom that must take place before each Patreon pay day, as his last remaining welfare supporters move mountains to try and get his income above some ever-decreasing psychological threshold.

His commentary is too often very obviously contrary to what's shown on screen

Like when? What was he inaccurate about?

I wann know, too. He certainly got the prisoners with their glowing dongly bits right