DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

>gibing a new shiny item every 90 to 120 minutes
A pretty generous assumption of their target audience's attention span.

What rate does Fill get new treasures? (JPGs of sweaty naked muscle men)

It's mobiletrash so there will be something to tap and collect every 90 to 120 seconds.
That's why Fill loves it and sees playing even current babby gaymes as tough work.

[Newhalf]

It's a sad state of affairs that Darksy Pig still does better at games than so-called gayming journalists.
See Cuphead tutorial, DSP vs Takahashi or whatever his name was.

[rabidtictac]

You know the only time he enjoys "gaming" is when he's lounging on his downstairs couch, watching Dragon Ball Z reruns and tap-tapping on his iphone 6.

[Guest]

You know the only time he enjoys "gaming" is when he's lounging on his downstairs couch

Or on the shitter. Or in bed on his honeymoon.

[mad bum]

I found these recently and they have been a very autism free condensed version of phil being scared of losing his troll tips.

[Le Redditeur]

How sad sit it that DSP getting $50 a day is considered "a bad day"? It's still too much money for his awful brand of pig squealing and snorting.

Wake me up when he's making 5 dollars per night or something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That will never happen. He'll use every dirty trick in the book to convince his audience to throw more cash at him. He might even wear two vests.

[rabidtictac]

How sad sit it that DSP getting $50 a day is considered "a bad day"? It's still too much money for his awful brand of pig squealing and snorting.

Wake me up when he's making 5 dollars per night or something.

Yeah, he's really boring right now. Whenever he has a $5 night, he sends out a begging tweet and the same 3 or so whales come swimming by to drop $200 on his head. Then he lies and pretends like it was "organic support" and his fans "rallied" because they love his streams so much.

He's on life support right now. About 3 autists keep him hitting that tips goal most nights. Once the whales get bored and leave (inevitably happens,) he'll either need to come up with a new emergency to bring in new whales or start looking at classified ads. He did lose a ton of fans going from twitch back to youtube btw. He's down to 400ish viewers per stream (same as restreams, and often fewer) and 150ish of the "paid sub" youtube equivalent. No more 1000 subs because you can't gift subs on jewtube and most of his subs came from the same 3 whales. He switched his chat to subscriber-only mode and now the streams have about 10 people chatting in total.

Once those couple whales leave, that'll be the kill shot.

[Kugelfisch]

So DHI is more active than his sub chat? Hard Times.

[Newhalf]

That will never happen. He'll use every dirty trick in the book to convince his audience to throw more cash at him. He might even wear two vests.

Double vest was already a thing if I remember correctly, but then quickly retired because poor baby was getting too hot wearing two vests. No refunds!