The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[Kugelfisch]

On the upside, he's never not been a faggot for that long before.

[drisko]

I literally would not have remembered about Total Ass Cancer were it not for guestfag necrobumping the thread and you posting in it

I'm not a guest, I'm the tortured spirit of Totalbiscuit forced to wander this forum and spend a day for every time I critiqued an options menu.

Prove it. What do you think about FOV sliders?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Jewtube decided to bless me with recommendation, and so after several years, I had the pleasure to see Let funny fat meme man doing a fucking gig with Jeff Goldbum, who has apparently fallen on some really hard times, when he has to do sponsored videos with washed out youtubers.

The ginger soycuck was always fat, but look at the fucking size of this unit! He's on his way to become the next Booger, it would seem!

[Guest]

Jeff Goldblum must really need money. Or else Jesse Cucks has Dunning-Krugered so hard that we need re-define what Dunning-Kruger is.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I feel bad for Goldblum, because for those few minutes that I've watched it, it would've been genuinely entertaining to just have him and someone who gives two fucks about Jurassic Park (Cucks doesn't) have a conversation and not this rather awkward situation where he's trying to be a sidekick of sorts to an obese nerd that's toying with a computer. He clearly has the charisma and is damn good at telling stories, just like a lot of these senior actors are.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't understand why you would even bother with this fat IN if you have access to Jeff Fucking Goldblum. This can only ever devalue the final product.

[Kugelfisch]

Totally not eating tubs of ice cream while crying about Dodger, bruh! He could've crushed that puss if he wanted, bro! Beefcake!

[rabidtictac]

He's looking bigger than Boogie.

[Kugelfisch]

He's looking bigger than Boogie.

Bruh, ten plates before breakfast! Other fags are on a roid cycle, he's on that high carb, high strength cycle! What others call a dirty bulk, he doesn't even consider low carb.
Forget bloatmaxing, this is ultrabloatmax! If you want to be three times a strongman, you've got to diet like three!

He has only one regret in life, dropping the plates once. Not because he needed to, but for taking a shortcut for once and it cause the collapse of the world trade centres.

He needs Soylent to make his daily protein quota. Chewing just takes too much time he needs to bench Mack trucks!

[rabidtictac]

Look at this pussy shit! 915 pounds? World record? Only because these shrimpy twigs are benching! Get Cox in there! He's about to break every record in the book.



Say it with me, beefcake! BEEFCAKE!