Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

Problem is that he can. Fucker could still turn his situation and make good money. Maybe not 5 grand like he was, but if he turned to streaming and doing review even once every two or three months, he could keep the house and win orc before she left or find other hoe.

But it's spoony, that's too much effort and he does absolutely nothing, because he is repulsive narc. It's baffling how lucky this fucker is and every attempt of him fucking his life harder is constantly delayed because of it.
He is proof that actually there is fucking God and he's an asshole.

Nah, why do that, when he can continue to do nothing an live in his parents basement for free. If he doesn't bathe they will be too afraid to come down there to pest him about getting a job, it's a perfect plan!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure they gave up on the "Get a job"-angle over a decade ago.

[Guest]

I'm 100% sure that he was paying for everything via his savings

What savings? What savings would he possibly have, and from where?
Saving money requires foresight and planning. Two things Spoony most definitely lacks

she jumped the ship at the first though that she may have to contribute actual monetary value.

She did the right thing. She couldn't possibly support both of them on a minimum wage job, or even two minimum wage jobs, and what's in for her to stick around in the first place? He's already proven he'd rather end up on the street than make even the slightest effort to fix himself. Do you really think she'd have been up for going to live with his parents?

The only mistake the Orc made was sticking around for as long as she did.

[Guest]

lol simp

[Guest]

I'm 100% sure that he was paying for everything via his savings

What savings? What savings would he possibly have, and from where?
Saving money requires foresight and planning. Two things Spoony most definitely lacks

idk, according to canon we're supposed to believe Noah had tens of thousands of dollars from Blip.tv which he saved in the bank and then didn't see a foreclosure and was blindsided by his Orc packing up and leaving. Doesn't make sense to me at all but none of this makes sense. The idea that his parents would float him for years doesn't make sense - if they have their boomer bonds and could afford it, they probably would have demanded he put the house on the market immediately rather than idle around with no plans at all. A trust fund from the sale of his based grandfather's farm doesn't make sense - the property seems to have fallen into ruin, there are no longer even crops there. None of his siblings seem like they have been getting tens of thousands of dollars a year (his mortgage alone was about $1,000/month).

Dude is literally the famous Moneyshitter of German folklore.

[Kugelfisch]

What savings? What savings would he possibly have, and from where?
Saving money requires foresight and planning. Two things Spoony most definitely lacks

But not the Red Dragon. Scarlett managed his forums, made him open a savings account and had him set up his merchandise.

She is at least somewhat industrious and she wanted him to make bank. When the fucker just wouldn't get the hint and use his opportunity and she'd have to drag his ass along, she ditched him.

It's a bit similar with Orcril. We at least know that she handled his Paymetons.

That really is the only sympathy I have for the two daft cunts. They were just as frustrated about the moron not taking his opportunities as most onlookers like us.
The difference is that we knew better years ahead of both.

[Le Redditeur]

lol simp

Now, now. The Orc got a nice punishment for her goldigging ways: she basically threw away her best years boozing out of honey wine, shlicking to Skyrim BDSM erotica, and generally dragging herself into the void that is The Avatar of Earth.

[Guest]

Rapril never had "best years."

[Le Redditeur]

Rapril never had "best years."

Relative to herself. Even a no-hope case like her has to face the Wall.

[Guest]

What savings? What savings would he possibly have, and from where?
Saving money requires foresight and planning. Two things Spoony most definitely lacks

I mean, he was getting like 4-6k from paymeon alone at one point and it took a while for everything to dry out, he obviously had some funds, after he put a payment on the house, he was still getting some decent cash influx - enough to pay for everything and fully support April, then at some point he no longer was able to pay for her dolls, so she got a job to pay for that and then he had no more money to make payments on the house and buy decent food for the both of them and that is my guess when she left.

She did the right thing. She couldn't possibly support both of them on a minimum wage job, or even two minimum wage jobs, and what's in for her to stick around in the first place? He's already proven he'd rather end up on the street than make even the slightest effort to fix himself. Do you really think she'd have been up for going to live with his parents? The only mistake the Orc made was sticking around for as long as she did.

I mean, not on a part time job, that's for sure ;D Orc made a lot of mistakes - looking for a supporter at the IN gathering, rather than finding herself some 4/10 normie simp, who would treat her like a queen, convincing herself that she doesn't want children, not running away with Brad from MKE, not kicking Spoonys lazy ass for being a lazy ass, like Scarlet did, publicating her porn addiction and daddy issues on twatter etc, etc. and yeah, she should have left sooner, but she, like Spoony, chose to do nothing. For years. While the walls were slowly closing in.