Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sounds like some simp bullshit to me. She only stuck around, because she's almost as lazy as he is. She could have easily found herself some cuck like you to take care of her, while she jizzes to porn and makes creepy dolls all day.

She wanted the house. Note how she fled once it became obvious that he would lose it sooner or later.
I imagine she had most rooms for herself, seeing how Spoony only needed his basement and his amazing Counter Monkey set. Which might actually be the same room.

[Guest]

Nah, I think his Counter Monkey set had windows.

[Guest]

I never meant to simp April, or suggest that she is a good person or accomplished anything or has any value to the world. My only point is that she would be folding shirts for minimum wage in every timeline, regardless of Spoony, because that is what people like April do. They fold shirts and don't matter and end up in different places every 7 or 8 years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but there are a lof of timeline where she would've gotten some proper dicking during her best years.

[casual pleb]

She wanted the house. Note how she fled once it became obvious that he would lose it sooner or later.
I imagine she had most rooms for herself, seeing how Spoony only needed his basement and his amazing Counter Monkey set. Which might actually be the same room.

Yeah, but it was obvious that he will lose it long before she left, even Spoopy himself tweeted about loosing his house about a year prior to her leaving, she rode that ship to the absolute end, while she could have dedicated that time to finding another provider, at her age every year shrinks possible provider pool by significant amount.

[Guest]

So, wait, is she a bad person for leaving him or she is a bad person for not leaving him? Which is it?

[Guest]

Bad person in general, idoit for not leaving sooner.

[Guest]

I have been with both obese women and red haired women, and their vaginas share a common... overripe quality. I can't even imagine what Scarlett was like downstairs.

Can confirm. Was drunk as fuck and went home one night with a six foot tall red-haired chick. I thought she was shapely but this is America, "shapely" is about as rare as "beautiful without make-up." When we were making out I realized she was wearing a corset. She took it off and she turned into a pear. Like some Eddie Murphy nutty professor CGI shit was going on.



At least she'd have big tits though, right? I had been staring at them all night, she might be fat but at least I'd have something other than the side-effects of binging carbohydrates and her bad self-esteem to hold on to, right? Hahaha. When her stomach was released her tits ran down to her waist like they were trying to get away. It was like a pair of window shades. Utterly disgusting.

I wish I ran away too. We were on the couch and I went down on her and was repelled by the most nauseating jungle funk I've ever smelled. I have tasted and eaten things that would kill a goat but I have never encountered anything like that. It was like someone napalmed an animal and it cowered in terror up her cunt, where it died, and she decided to keep it as a pet in there.

There's a reason it's called "fire crotch" lads and it isn't because of the color. Every straight man wonders about the ginger fruit. Perhaps he needs to find out on his own. The Hibernians are not like us. They were a mistake.

[Guest]

So, wait, is she a bad person for leaving him or she is a bad person for not leaving him?

Both. Leeching off other people is bad behaviour. Remember she wasn't actually acting like spoony's girlfriend in any way for years. Totally separate lives - almost all at spoony's expense as far as she was aware. She didn't know he wasn't paying his mortgage.

Pretending to love someone only to ditch them the moment they aren't useful to you any more is obviously bad behaviour and o don't understand how you don't get that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but it was obvious that he will lose it long before she left, even Spoopy himself tweeted about loosing his house about a year prior to her leaving, she rode that ship to the absolute end, while she could have dedicated that time to finding another provider, at her age every year shrinks possible provider pool by significant amount.

Sure, Spoony himself tweeted that a year prior. But he has done "It's over"-style tweets on the regular to pressure his loyal fans. It's hard to say if he was truly serious at that time.
And even if he was serious, it's still up to debate if he actually told April, or if April even followed the buzzkill that is his tweet history.