Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Patreon below 300 Dorrarus, YEAR OF THE SPOON!!!

(But seriously, that's still 1500$ he made without providing fReE kAhNtEnT this year)

[Guest]

Apparently Scarlett broke things off after hearing he was getting ready to propose.

Based on what? If spoony had bought a ring, I think he'd have bitched out that sometime in his REEEing about the evil red dragon.

It just seems more likely she got sick of tard wrangling him and realised he's never going to change.

[Guest]

She was gloating during his twitter meltdown about everyone finally getting to see the real Spoony, so I'm sure he was an asshole in private too. She was a garbage person from everything we've seen of her, which makes me think she could sense the impending failure on him. Maybe it was the wrestling acting career which he was making absolutely no attempt to pursue.

[Guest]

His second girlfriend was a piece of shit too. Maybe assholes attract assholes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's not. Spoony's not known for getting over things for forgiving people. Or being decent in any way. I bet a lot of his relationship with April was poisoned by held-over Red Dragon rage/butthurt.

It hurt his ego that something in his possession would just leave.
And I betcha April had to hear a lot of "You gonna leave me, just like Scarlett did?" during her last year in the Antwiler Manor.

[veris leta facies]

Here are some good shot of her:

SpoilerShow

I can see the appeal in slightly chubby girls, you can totally have fun with them and fuck them, give a little slapp to those titties and ass, just don't tell anyone (or tell anonymously online). But to date them? To ring them? What the hell, no! And this Scarlet, this hag, she does have this nice big titty thing going on her, but she also has a face like a horse. That face is an instant boner-killer, to fuck that you would had to put a bag over that head. And to be left by such a pile of shit? It must have been one helluva tough spot for a narcissist shithead like ol'spoonster.

[Osterzone]

Apparently Scarlett broke things off after hearing he was getting ready to propose.

Based on what? If spoony had bought a ring, I think he'd have bitched out that sometime in his REEEing about the evil red dragon.

Just a rumor I heard. The only reason he wouldn't bring it up is because he'd be starting a witch hunt to find out who told her beforehand. 2011 was going good before that happened; he moved out of his parent's house, he had everyone at CA kissing his ass, blip ads were still paying better than youtube, and Scarlett ran the forums, shutting up dissenters.

Maybe it was the wrestling acting career which he was making absolutely no attempt to pursue.

That came after the breakup. Later that year he got Oreo to distract himself.

[veris leta facies]

LOL, I already forgot that he was still living with his parents at the age of 30. And now he's 40 and has to move back with them. His attempt at playing an adult life and living on his own was the real Spoony Experiment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can see the appeal in slightly chubby girls, you can totally have fun with them and fuck them, give a little slapp to those titties and ass, just don't tell anyone (or tell anonymously online). But to date them? To ring them? What the hell, no! And this Scarlet, this hag, she does have this nice big titty thing going on her, but she also has a face like a horse. That face is an instant boner-killer, to fuck that you would had to put a bag over that head. And to be left by such a pile of shit? It must have been one helluva tough spot for a narcissist shithead like ol'spoonster.

I wouldn't really say that she has a horseface. Horses have an elongated face. Her face on the other hand is almost completely spherical.

[Liar Revealed]

I wouldn't really say that she has a horseface. Horses have an elongated face. Her face on the other hand is almost completely spherical.

It's those horse gums and teeth.