Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

Who's that

A notorious scammer who has spend the lion's share of his online existence repeating the same variation of "Give me money or me and my totally-real gf Maureen will be homeless".
They of course can't benefit from welfare and stuff since their local homeless shelter is a hive of scum and villany, aka they've probably kicked him out like that library did when he used to earn money with bathroom blowjobs.

Recently Mike "died", only for his totally-real gf Maureen (who never had her own online presence before) to suddenly hit the social media scene, suspiciously using the exact same kind of scams, even continuing the naming convention of Mike's numerous past accounts.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Rachel falls for this each and every time.

Not only that, but "Maureen" writes in exactly the same style as Mike used to.

[rabidtictac]

she is constantly preaching how good and selfless she is. Only complete pieces of shit have to profess how good they are all the time.

The biggest assholes I've ever met in my life were people utterly convinced of their own righteousness and goodness.

[mad bum]

HE'S already had help with at least 2 other apartments. Some agency paid HIM first last and security for HIM, and right after that Blowjob Myers got his ins scam money from when he deliberately walked in front of a slow moving car. They burned through the $ in less than 2 years and ended up back at the shelter.

[Guest]

she is constantly preaching how good and selfless she is. Only complete pieces of shit have to profess how good they are all the time.

The biggest assholes I've ever met in my life were people utterly convinced of their own righteousness and goodness.

She's even funnier because after talking about how selfless and kind she is she turns around and wishes death on anyone with differing political beliefs, in between bouts of threatening physical violence on trolls. Imagine being so dense.

[wulfenlord]

They are truly made for each other :3

[Guest]

Jesus, that thing is a million times more hideous in candids than it is in its selectively MySpace angled selfies

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You know they're made for each other because both have only become fatter and uglier in the years after this most fateful of encounters :3

Not only that, but "Maureen" writes in exactly the same style as Mike used to.

I was considering to mention that, but I assumed the scamming bit would imply such.

She's even funnier because after talking about how selfless and kind she is she turns around and wishes death on anyone with differing political beliefs, in between bouts of threatening physical violence on trolls. Imagine being so dense.

She sees herself as the ultimate moral authority, free to cast judgement upon the wicked.

[veris leta facies]

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They are truly made for each other :3

I didn't know that AVGN used a wig and was that fat back then.

[Guest]

Not only that, but "Maureen" writes in exactly the same style as Mike used to.

I was considering to mention that, but I assumed the scamming bit would imply such.

Funny thing is that it wouldn't even be that hard to change the script at least a little bit, but this guy apparently went to Indian call center school of scamming. No matter how stupid the scammer is, somewhere there always seem to be an even stupider victim.

[Newhalf]

Rachel's wing span is impressive.