DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Salmonella]

>Check in on DSP after hearing about the twitch unpartnering news
>Newfags celebrating like this is the end
>Fast forward a week
>Newfags mad that DSP is somehow making more money than ever


Clockwork.

[Newhalf]

Anyone who's in it to see "The end of DSP" can just get the hell out.
Either just laugh at it or buzz off, it's not worth it otherwise. While his wheelchair whales with their big welfare checks still live, he's not going under.



The only worthwhile DSP kahntent.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is all about the journey, not the destination. If there even is one.

[Guestfag]

DSP is somehow making more money than ever

Real mystery worthy two-parter of Scooby-Doo or whole arc of Detective Conan.

And there is destination - him dying from drug and alcohol overdose in his own shit and piss. Like spoony, but with moar money and more autismo enablers.

[Guest]

Alcoholism and obesity make Fill stronger.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh noes, Phil caught a 7 day ban from Twitch for saying or mispeaking something that may or may not have sounded like "nigger". Pitybux flowing in 4, 3, 2...

[Salmonella]

Only Phil can say nigger on stream and only get a 7 day ban from it.

[rabidtictac]

Oh noes, Phil caught a 7 day ban from Twitch for saying or mispeaking something that may or may not have sounded like "nigger". Pitybux flowing in 4, 3, 2...

He's already unbanned.

Nice fake pity ban scam, dsp. Watch him get 1000 dollars tonight on the late stream.

[Le Redditeur]

Yeah, it was pretty obvious that they somehow auto-banned his ads and it would have been reverted soon enough. But inb4 the Metocuck disciples start yapping about Phil being "invincible", when its is patently clear he's hanging by a thin thread.

[mad bum]

Only Phil could catch a small ban from saying knickers.