Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It's not like she's some grand catch herself. She was with him because she couldn't do any better. Plus women are stupid.

[Guest]

She was with him because she was some CA star fucker. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she try to get with somebody else from CA?

In any case, in her mind Spoony back then was some great catch so you are correct that women are stupid

[Kugelfisch]

It's not like she's some grand catch herself. She was with him because she couldn't do any better. Plus women are stupid.

By no means was I implying that. She's a fucking loser and that she bid her time that long is proof of that. That she didn't manage to kick his ass to do better is another proof. Two underachieving losers together makes for guaranteed misery.

What I am saying is that not even Orcril is dumb enough to return. Seven years of sunk cost fallacy was too much for even a daft lass like her.

[Guest]

She's a fucking loser and that she bid her time that long is proof of that

Unfortunately women are just like that. It's not unique to the Orc.

If a woman gets a good man who treats her well she can't boot him fast enough. But if her man is a loser who's not pulling his weight in some way then she will stick with him through thick and thin until it's abundantly clear the relationship just isn't going to work. Which is why Orcril won't come back. She's had her epiphany, spent time apart from him and probably doesn't want to hear his 'April! I can change!'

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, regular helper syndrome. Usually, they require the loser to at least fuck her well. Fat chance he did that for the last five or so years. Her sexual frustration was on open display to everyone. Orcril is the kinda chick that is happy to earn the most and be the most responsible in the household. She will shovel the driveway, because you are the replacement child, not her boyfriend.
All she would need in return is you to put her in a full nelson and fuck her rough. Iron Bull, hint hint.

But she gave up. Very late, because she is a total loser herself, but once one like her gives up she won't return.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She was with him because she was some CA star fucker. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she try to get with somebody else from CA?

It was during some convention or something where she interviewed as many TGWTG "hunks" as possible to see who would succumb to her orcish allure.

She's had her epiphany, spent time apart from him and probably doesn't want to hear his 'April! I can change!'

>thinking Spoony ever said those words

You're a funny one, guest.

>not going to get into more detail

Oh, I am sure that will change in a day or two
I am however gobsmacked that the most qualified advice of @TheSpoonyOne failed her.

[Liar Revealed]

Supposedly April even flirted with Linkara. The story has always been, "Spoony was the only one dumb enough to bite! Even Linkara turned her down!"

But probably the only reason Lewis wasn't interested is because she doesn't have a dick.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Though I bet she kept him guessing for the first couple minutes.

[Kugelfisch]

It's not a story. There's a video of her interviewing the CA cast and she had her tits pushed up at -30G, fishing for cock.
She's an exceptionally sad girl.

[Guest]

Is she retarded?