Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So close, and yet they might all be on a different continent, what with @TheSpoonyOne's condition...

[CuckTurdginson]

What I mean is some of them might be booked up. Still, it’s not difficult to get one by any means.

[Guest]

When you can drive to the liquor store but not to the pharmacy

#JustSpoonyThings

[Guest]

When DHI of all places solves Spoony's gutwrenching questions within minutes

[veris leta facies]

*Sigh*, all this corona virus worry is so draining. I hope @TheSpoonyOne gets his vaccine soon.

[Kugelfisch]

So do I.

[Guest]

Does he still have the car? If so, why?

[Guestfag]

Vaccine for spoopy should be priority and he should get vip treatment and not just regular vaccine like us peasents get.
I've heard jewwario has 100% effectivnes, but you have to apply it yourself. That's too much effort for Kink Troony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does he still have the car? If so, why?

He needs one in case he gets hired for a movie so he can drive to the nearest barber and get his hair cut to the specified length for the role.

[rabidtictac]

Imagine giving a guy who never leaves his house a vaccine, while old people scramble over each other in a desperate rush to book appointments.