DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Complicity]

No? He's fat and miserable.

But still alive.

[Kugelfisch]

No? He's fat and miserable.

But still alive.

Keeping fat and miserable cunts alive is what the USA is the best at.

[Guest]

Keeping fat and miserable cunts alive is what the USA is the best at.

Mexico is responsible for his existence too, that pedro doctor could've stolen his organs instead of pretending to install a stomach band.

[Guest]

Those organs aren't worth shit even in Mehiko.

[Salmonella]

Which is why I prefer Wings over boring Pigroach all the time. Wings has this amazing ability to always do some retarded stuff that gets people talking - which is why he's trying to actively take down the subreddits about him, and that should be regarded as a war crime as far as I am concerned.

Just now, I've found out that apparently he's been getting cucked by some of his mods Haven't watched the whole video, but I will just now. By the looks of it, Smelly Kelly likes to act a bit like Red Dragon, which is to be a raging whore to everyone while using her cuck as means to be seen as someone in power by using their fanbase. Weird thing, but clearly there are women (can she be considered a woman?) who are into that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpA5vk3jq94

Twitch completely ruined DSP's entertainment value. Peak DSP will always be his v-logs and DSP Tries It segments because that is when he exhibits peak retardation. Now all he does is sit in front of the screen and have dollars thrown at him for absolutely minimal effort.

[Kugelfisch]

Don't forget Cooking with the King, which was some ebin shit.

[rabidtictac]

Cucking with the King was some of his best khantent. I also really like the old "retro" playthroughs, where he used a guide, lied about it and still got his ass handed to him the entire time.

[Guest]

And of course those MGS TIHYDPs. But none of his gameplay vids are as funny as his 100% incompetence in the kitchen.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His gameplay can get stale and repetitive because he keeps using the same excuses over and over again.

[Newhalf]

The only stuff I'd still watch re-cut footage ("highlights") of would be if he plays Calla Doody or Street Foighter multiplayers.
He still sometimes gets creative with his excuses even if not often, at least he ragequits and flies into whiny rants.