Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

JRPGs are stupid and you should just watch anime if you want garbage nihongonese entertainment.

[Le Redditeur]

Enjoy your Generic Futuristic Shooter #56436 and you Post Apocalyptic Shooter #48766.

[casual pleb]

Plus the job system was so amazing

It's not amazing. It's grindy, fiddly bullshit that appeals to autists with time to waste.

Everything is a waste of time though. Including your life.

[Guest]

Let's see if she bites...

[rabidtictac]

JRPGs are stupid and you should just watch anime if you want garbage nihongonese entertainment.

Anime is worse than weebshit gaming because you get all the asstarded storyline without any gameplay whatsoever.

[Guest]

Let's see if she bites...

wow, wait, did she actually open up her posts? You no longer have to be mentioned or being followed by her in order to reply?

[Testing]

If I had a Warthog parody account, I'd tag Liquid Spoony in 20 tweets in a row until he blocks me

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I would keep telling him that I wuv him and would ditch my S.O. for him any time.

Anime is worse than weebshit gaming because you get all the asstarded storyline without any gameplay whatsoever.

And gameplay is important here, for it gives you more interactive fanservice.

[Newhalf]

The only good animu game/VN is Corpse Party, it's like Happy Tree Friends with animu school girls.

[Tony Schiavone]

Alright, lads. So I finally tried to do my civic duty and request the public records of when the cops supposed came to Spoony's door to do the welfare check.
(The date requested is based on the timestamp of his tweets, which he wrote in a way that assumed it had just happened on that day.)

This is the response I got:

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So either he mixed up all the dates in his booze-fueled haze. Or the cops could have been nice and not wrote a report of it at all.

Or....[more likely]--he was completely full of shit about it the whole time.