Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Newhalf]

I thought they were the same person, don't they all wear fedoras and have no other defining qualities?

[Guest]

Speaking of his voice, Oney made an interesting point that Linkara sounds like The Amazing Banana with a lisp, does anyone hear it?

No, but it wouldn't surprise me. They're both fond of putting things in their ass

[Guest]

Only one of them writes about penetrating eight year olds with stalactites though. One is definitely worse than the other.

[Guest]

One writes about penetrating underage. The other actually attempts to penetrate underage confused transsexuals

[Moe Bitches]

The first comment, goddamn it.

[Old Black Man]

I thought they were the same person, don't they all wear fedoras and have no other defining qualities?

Cheejay as his special needs brother calls him wears an ensemble of weird shit. Everyone thinks the banana and hot oil balls thing was bad, but once he admitted to going months without a shower. That’s vile.

[Newhalf]

So he still showers more often than Chris Chan?

Haha I love and appreciate all the references in that Lightbringer video. Hmmmmm?

[Guest]

You think Linky ever got fucked in the ass?

[Kugelfisch]

In all seriousness? No. I fully expect him to have tried shoving a dildo up his ass but stopped because it hurt too much, though.

All memes aside for a second, I think he always liked the idea of being a sissy better than the reality of it.
He orders tendies at a restaurant as an adult. While he likely still faps to the idea, actually going out there and getting fucked in the ass by a grown man seems too far away from his comfort zone.

But then, who knows? It's not like we'll stop saying he gets fisted by his ape either way.

[Guest]

So Linkara wants to be the worst thing possible but can't even manage that. Just like he can't get The History of Power rangers out on a set schedual.