Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:24 pm

Ihatebradjones wrote:
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What is the deal with rock rape? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Like he raped The Rock or he got raped?
I think that is referencing a part in his work where someone is "dyke raped with stalagtites".
Just that phrase alone is ten times more obscene than even the most vulgar work Lewis has critized Frank Miller for. Holy shit, what a hypocrite.
Angel Armor has been called lots of things. Weird Christian Isekai Eragon with Rape has been my personal favorite. Cliff Notes version is 'Louis Williamson', a 15 year old christian optimist from the suburbs of Minnesota finds a magic glove called the Linkara. He puts it on and is transported to the magical world of SIN(yes, really, the planet is called SIN) where there is a whole religion of monk catgirls in stripper outfits that worship 'The Linkara', the savior of the world who wears armor inbued by the power of angels.

'Louis', in the first day he shows up in sin gets his ass kicked by an orc, finds a woman mage that takes him in, feeds him, only to get killed, gets dropped off in a Linkaran church where a catgirl priestess joins his Fellowship party to defeat the forces of The Darkness.

But, see, the Party is ill equipped to handle going around in the world of SIN, so Lewis... oh pardon me, LOUIS, encourages the priestess Indow to do strip shows for cash. Indow's dad is ashamed of this but Louis gives him a very 'sex positive' speech. Indow is then kidnapped by a dyke from The Darkness who rock rapes her. Then the party finds Raven from Teen Titans, defeats her inner trigon by Louis using a YuGiOh card and Invader Zim references.

Oh, and he was still writing these books until 2013, so none of that "off limits" bullshit.

I dunno ,the rest becomes an exercise of 'Louis' being a snarky asshole to kings and generals. He also kicks anyone who fights him in the balls before stabbing them with his Assassin's Creed pop out blade. This becomes a plot point when the first enemy that gave him trouble was wearing an armored codpiece.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:48 pm

Why did it took them so long to armor their most important hit location?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:11 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Why did it took them so long to armor their most important hit location?
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Well of course an armored crotch would be Lewis's one weakness

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:17 pm

Gotta put some iron on your liz

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Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:40 am

Gotta protect your feminine penis from Linky.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:02 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:24 pm
Ihatebradjones wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:23 pm
Guestfag wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:11 pm
What is the deal with rock rape? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Like he raped The Rock or he got raped?
I think that is referencing a part in his work where someone is "dyke raped with stalagtites".
Just that phrase alone is ten times more obscene than even the most vulgar work Lewis has critized Frank Miller for. Holy shit, what a hypocrite.
Angel Armor has been called lots of things. Weird Christian Isekai Eragon with Rape has been my personal favorite. Cliff Notes version is 'Louis Williamson', a 15 year old christian optimist from the suburbs of Minnesota finds a magic glove called the Linkara. He puts it on and is transported to the magical world of SIN(yes, really, the planet is called SIN) where there is a whole religion of monk catgirls in stripper outfits that worship 'The Linkara', the savior of the world who wears armor inbued by the power of angels.

'Louis', in the first day he shows up in sin gets his ass kicked by an orc, finds a woman mage that takes him in, feeds him, only to get killed, gets dropped off in a Linkaran church where a catgirl priestess joins his Fellowship party to defeat the forces of The Darkness.

But, see, the Party is ill equipped to handle going around in the world of SIN, so Lewis... oh pardon me, LOUIS, encourages the priestess Indow to do strip shows for cash. Indow's dad is ashamed of this but Louis gives him a very 'sex positive' speech. Indow is then kidnapped by a dyke from The Darkness who rock rapes her. Then the party finds Raven from Teen Titans, defeats her inner trigon by Louis using a YuGiOh card and Invader Zim references.

Oh, and he was still writing these books until 2013, so none of that "off limits" bullshit.

I dunno ,the rest becomes an exercise of 'Louis' being a snarky asshole to kings and generals. He also kicks anyone who fights him in the balls before stabbing them with his Assassin's Creed pop out blade. This becomes a plot point when the first enemy that gave him trouble was wearing an armored codpiece.
This sounds like a parody of all the worse tropes and characters of an Isekai. Which is fucked up since these books are from 2003, before Isekai became the tumor of a genre it is today, and wait, he was still putting them out in 2013? When he was actually on CA? Fuck me that is some negative self awareness there.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:13 pm

so it's just John Carter/Gor/Den thrown into a blender with some weeb shit and hitting "purée".

and when your book(s) has more rape in it then Gor, you may want to see a shrink

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:14 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:02 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:24 pm
Ihatebradjones wrote:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:23 pm

I think that is referencing a part in his work where someone is "dyke raped with stalagtites".
Just that phrase alone is ten times more obscene than even the most vulgar work Lewis has critized Frank Miller for. Holy shit, what a hypocrite.
Angel Armor has been called lots of things. Weird Christian Isekai Eragon with Rape has been my personal favorite. Cliff Notes version is 'Louis Williamson', a 15 year old christian optimist from the suburbs of Minnesota finds a magic glove called the Linkara. He puts it on and is transported to the magical world of SIN(yes, really, the planet is called SIN) where there is a whole religion of monk catgirls in stripper outfits that worship 'The Linkara', the savior of the world who wears armor inbued by the power of angels.

'Louis', in the first day he shows up in sin gets his ass kicked by an orc, finds a woman mage that takes him in, feeds him, only to get killed, gets dropped off in a Linkaran church where a catgirl priestess joins his Fellowship party to defeat the forces of The Darkness.

But, see, the Party is ill equipped to handle going around in the world of SIN, so Lewis... oh pardon me, LOUIS, encourages the priestess Indow to do strip shows for cash. Indow's dad is ashamed of this but Louis gives him a very 'sex positive' speech. Indow is then kidnapped by a dyke from The Darkness who rock rapes her. Then the party finds Raven from Teen Titans, defeats her inner trigon by Louis using a YuGiOh card and Invader Zim references.

Oh, and he was still writing these books until 2013, so none of that "off limits" bullshit.

I dunno ,the rest becomes an exercise of 'Louis' being a snarky asshole to kings and generals. He also kicks anyone who fights him in the balls before stabbing them with his Assassin's Creed pop out blade. This becomes a plot point when the first enemy that gave him trouble was wearing an armored codpiece.
This sounds like a parody of all the worse tropes and characters of an Isekai. Which is fucked up since these books are from 2003, before Isekai became the tumor of a genre it is today, and wait, he was still putting them out in 2013? When he was actually on CA? Fuck me that is some negative self awareness there.
Random fans of his claim that Angel Armor and Lightbringer should not be used against Lewis's character because he 'outgrew' them. He was still publishing Lightbringer when he started AT4W. Heck, some of his early reviews he touted it in a weird appeal to authority. Just like how he would stop reviews and shill "Revolution of the Mask". The third in the trifecta of the autism trilogy.

Heck, in 2013 he wrote a blogpost about how he thinks his early work had 'great ideas' but the issue was he failed in the execution and that if he had the time and money, he'd revisit and rewrite them. That whenever a fanboy who enjoys his shit talks to him, he loves it because its' proof he didn't 'waste his time'.

Any writer knows that everything created is a learning experience. Nothing is truly a 'waste of time'. Only Lewis would be so egotistical that he thinks the only way to validate effort on work is by praise and admiration.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:19 pm

Everything is a waste of time if you show no improvement in well over a decade.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sat Apr 03, 2021 2:32 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:19 pm
Everything is a waste of time if you show no improvement in well over a decade.
This is true. But again, it depends on your mindset. If you go in thinking what you make is either 'perfect' or 'shitty, can we please stop talking about it?', you're never going to get better.

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