Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Old Black Man]

Producers finally give Spoony his big break and make it happen. Now...we need a catchy title and a network to pitch it to.

[Guestfag]

Monitor died, TV died, and yet he still plays gaymz. He's right, I don't understand.

[Old Black Man]

Everything dies but Spoony, that is the way of life.

[Guest]

If Spoony started renting out his house to his deranged fans we’d have one hell of a reality show.

The library perv is part of Rachel's circle.

[Old Black Man]

Ah okay, I just assumed he orbited Spoony to catch spare change from whoever the hell still donates to him. Well Rachel will definitely have to move in, so he gets a pass.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Come on, Auli, give him a rest.

Probably just another lie with this fucker, but even if it wasn't... yet another drunken hobo gibberish. If a monitor breaks, you don't magically whip out a cable and pair of pliers and fix it like an electrician would fix cables. He is so done that he has no idea how things work... then again, this is a guy who got defeated by 7zip.

Then again... maybe if he still had his dremel. Perhaps he could grind the connectors into a shape where his dick jew nose would fit and power the monitor that way.

[Old Black Man]

Are you saying that we could harness Spoony’s bitter misery and use it to solve the energy crisis? I had this image of him integrated into a reactor, his brain directly able to interface with the internet and twitter so he can continue to be miserable and power the entire country. Maybe he lives in a simulation of his suffering dungeon house so he doesn’t fluctuate?

[Some Sick Fuck]

If you could convert misery into power, that would be the greatest invention of all times, period. Instant unlimited power!

[Old Black Man]

-cue the Shinra theme-

[Kugelfisch]

His personality is so draining, he'd likely extinguish the sun if you flung him into it.