Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Making up some bullshit for a tweet is easy. I want a Current Year picture of Oreo, together with her ghoulish-looking master as further proof.

[Guest]

Spoony ate the bacon. Give it back, stupid puppeh, daddeh want something to chew.

[Newhalf]

Oh yeah, Spoony is going out. Good one.
If any of his castrate simps would send him a brand new Dremel, he wouldn't even go to pick it up from his doorstep.

[Guest]

he wouldn't even go to pick it up from his doorstep.

The icicles, man! They're deadly!

[Guest]

The icicles, man! They're deadly!

Just like in an old 8-bit Nintendo game. Probably gets dive bombed by neighborhood birds like Ninja Gaiden. That's why the branch remains.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Spoony ate the bacon. Give it back, stupid puppeh, daddeh want something to chew.

It's normal for people in murica to just randomly walk around with bacon in their pants, I could believe that... no, wait, that's just stupid. That's why I'm assuming it's a joke of some sorts, but I'm not batshit insane, so I don't see the genius in this garbage.

[Kugelfisch]

Delirium tremens coming in strong.

I use a automatic one, nigger

Look at Henry Ford over here industrialising his reading error disc business.

[Old Black Man]

I thought he used his claws to ruin discs, in my senile old mind Mad Bum is an actual cat with autism who is smart enough to use a computer.

[Le Redditeur]

I thought he used his claws to ruin discs, in my senile old mind Mad Bum is an actual cat with autism who is smart enough to use a computer.

I vote for that to be included in the DHI canon as a matter of fact and truth.

[Old Black Man]

I thought he used his claws to ruin discs, in my senile old mind Mad Bum is an actual cat with autism who is smart enough to use a computer.

I vote for that to be included in the DHI canon as a matter of fact and truth.

I second that motion. Just imagine that cat with his blue hat on clacking away at a keyboard and firing off a good shitpost before securing a sale on eBay and giving the disc a few extra scratches for good measure.