Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Either she got new pills that are working for her, or someone took over Piss Ogre's account again. Yeah, just yesterday she was falling apart because she farted in her sleep and it pushed her insides around, and today she's talking about kickboxing? Kicking a dumpster during a temper-tantrum isn't kickboxing...

[Guest]

I could not hold it anymore bros. She will now either proceed to block me or block me and make some angry rant about how angry she is with the motherfuckers on twitter

AAHAHAHAH, she blocked me already

[Le Redditeur]

Welcome to the world you and your ilk created, Noah. It's a new era, and it sucks.

But please keep on whining about it, to remember us who keep enduring the tribulations and braving before adversity that the alternative is being you.

[wulfenlord]

I could not hold it anymore bros. She will now either proceed to block me or block me and make some angry rant about how angry she is with the motherfuckers on twitter

AAHAHAHAH, she blocked me already

You are wasting your time. Even when confronted with her many faults, most likely she will deem you a 'hater', because nothing can possibly be her fault. Like it was said many times before, she has the mindset of a child - bad things happen to her, not because of her. Hence why she hides in her room for 2 days because her drugged roommate screamed at her for no reason, instead of facing life. Hence why she has no income, but has the state pay for her food and rent.

[veris leta facies]

What is it with kickboxing and all these overweight, miserable twitter-cunts? First Sarah Wilson, then MMMRRZ and now this.. thing.. Why precisely kickboxing? Why not lie that you're training regular boxing? Thai boxing? Savate or Boxe Française? Why has kickboxing become such go-to lie for everyone? Still, technically, nothing would stop her from walking to the local gym (except that she can't even walk) and asking to take part in training. It's not like they put newcomers straight to the ring to see what they've got. I don't know how it is in leafland, but at least here the practice is for beginners to train for at least three months of fitness and basic technique before starting sparring. Maybe she has actually visited some gym and has been instructed to do some jump rope exercise on the side of the tatami or something similar. I do not think that has happened, I've never seen such morbidly obese coming at gym, but it is possible. But she really hasn't participated in any actual kickboxing training. That's for sure.

[Guest]

This Twitter Account is protected by Rachel Baker.

[Guest]

This Twitter Account is protected by Rachel Baker.

huh? I can still see her tweets just fine

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I could not hold it anymore bros. She will now either proceed to block me or block me and make some angry rant about how angry she is with the motherfuckers on twitter

WTF, I thought you could only reply to her if she has tagged you

What is it with kickboxing and all these overweight, miserable twitter-cunts? First Sarah Wilson, then MMMRRZ and now this.. thing.. Why precisely kickboxing? Why not lie that you're training regular boxing? Thai boxing? Savate or Boxe Française? Why has kickboxing become such go-to lie for everyone?

I think someone came up with this lie first, and the others are following because they don't want to miss out.

And it's not like they have any other morally-correct choice:

• Boxing? Too heavily associated with toxic masculinity. Plus getting punched in the face could make you less pretty (not that this would do much in this particular case)
• Thai boxing? Too much cultural appropriation.
• French-Fu? They've probably never heard of this stuff

In a way, kickboxing is the only possible martial arts for the stronk women of white.

[Guest]

This Twitter Account is protected by Rachel Baker.

huh? I can still see her tweets just fine

No, she protects Spoony`s account, like bouncer or bodyguard. Gotta put those kickboxing talents to work.

[Ovafaze]

patron saint of TheSpoonyOne