Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Newhalf]

Her opponents slip on a puddle of piss and then she falls over and crushes them.

[Guest]

Didn't she fracture her hip while laying motionless in bed yesterday?

[Guest]

Is she responding to the wrong tweet or is she now just blantantly ignoring his whining and goes directly to how she's just this amazing arthritic overweight warrior princess jabba the hutt?

I don't understand. Someone please finally go to that hog's house with a mirror so she can look into it and die from fucking fright already.

[Guest]

Kickboxing? More like Couchsitting with this tub of shit.

[casual pleb]

"I love to do sports! I'm going to a wrestler! I'm going to kickbox!"

Meanwhile in reality she whines every time she has to go out and even going to the kitchen, to grab herself another plate of cake makes her knees buckle over the massive amount of weight she amounted by doing absolutely nothing physical for years.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Didn't she fracture her hip while laying motionless in bed yesterday?

And doesn't the Herculean task of going outside for a walk tend to heavily exhaust her, effectively leaving her bed-bound for at least a day?
And isn't her stamina so shitty that she turned "I'm gonna visit my ex-roommate" into an epic quest worthy of Odysseus himself?

There's no way in hell she can actually kick without falling on her tailbone again, with a messed-up ankle as a bonus.

I she turning into Marzgurl? Kickboxing was also her go-to lie

Is she responding to the wrong tweet or is she now just blantantly ignoring his whining and goes directly to how she's just this amazing arthritic overweight warrior princess jabba the hutt?

I think this was her way of saying "Oh Spoony One, why don't you try out [thing]? My life really improved after doing [thing], and maybe, just maybe, it will help you, too!".
The problem is that all her tweets have to eventually be about her (not to mention her lack of social skills), so the message might've been lost in translation.

Unfortunately for her, "Why don't you try [thing]?"-questions generally result in him being a condescending douchebag, which will give her Dark Times for at least a week.

[Guestfag]

But guise, why don't you believe her? I find it believable she's into kickboxing now and like she said for a week.
I'm doing ski jumping. Everyone can turn on TV and do Eurosport.

[Guest]

this bitch is really grinding my gears when she writes bullshit like that.
BITCH, YOU WEIGH ALMOST AS MUCH AS A SMALL CITY CAR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF WALKING YOUR FAT ASS TO THE NEXT ROOM AND YOU WANT US TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY EVER DID ANY FORM OF EXERCISE, KICKBOXING LMFAO, AND YOU LIKED IT TOO? THE OTHER DAY YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR KNEES GETTING SHATTERED JUST BY WALKING OUTSIDE!
I want to grab her by the shoulders and yell all that at her fat face. Too bad the coward has closed down her tweets. Maybe she can still get mentioned though.. hmm

[Guest]

I could not hold it anymore bros. She will now either proceed to block me or block me and make some angry rant about how angry she is with the motherfuckers on twitter

[Guest]

I would say control your power level, but warthog does need that reality boot to the ass