Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I tell you what, the Nazis would have known exactly which line to put her in.

[Guest]

Soviets, too. Stalin would have straight up put a cap in her

[mad bum]

>Shit that didn't happen
She just looks for excuses to @thespoonyone and makes shit up.

[wulfenlord]

In tweets to other #DepressionSurvivors:
>Yo gurl, we rock, keep punching it. If I ever learned something in life, its this. Never stop fighting!(TM)

In tweets about her miserable life:
>I hope and pray that S.O. (@SpoonyOne) will be alright, though I have no hope left for me *sigh*

[Guest]

Spoopy: tweets.
Rachel: YES @THESPOONYONE I AM EXACTLY LIKE YOU, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! NOW PLEASE TAKE MY OFFER OF UTIed PUSSY

[Guestfag]

How the hell you live "on your own" with roommates and gov money that is taken away from people that actually are on their own?
Fucking leafs.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This tweet chain is just missing a single bit of conversation for the quintessential Rachel experience:

Rachel: "I am such a saint. I have cared more about @TheSpoonyOne than I ever cared about myself!"
Spoony: "Don't worry about me. I'm an asshole, I don't deserve it."
Rachel: "But you replied to my tweet even though you didn't have to. That makes you almost as saintly as me!"

Just start drinking again. Leaving Las Vegas style.

She can't. There ist still a (ever so slightly) greater than 0% chance of her meeting Spoony IRL, and she has to be sober af for this most fateful of events.

(She'll probably piss herself, anyways.)

[casual pleb]

She's really stretching the definition of homeless. Most people would consider being homeless meaning living on the street.

[Newhalf]

She gets treated like shit because she is shit.
Furthermore there's probably various things that are threats to what little mental health she has left, but it ain't the roommates..

[Guest]

Rachel's mother ought to have killed herself after the violent rape that got her knocked up.