Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

YOU WOODEN UNDERSTAND :-DDDDD

Somebody tweet this at him:

[Guest]

It`s big improvement. Previously he was sure that "we wouldn`t understand", but now he only doubts.

[Guest]

And doesn't he have a dog?

Oreo's probably gone feral by this point.

[CuckTurdginson]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN

[Guest]

He's really due for a Chris Chan style house fire to get things shaking again.

[Guest]

Theoretically, if that happened, what would happen to him? Because he's already being foreclosed on, right? What would happen if he 'accidentally' burned the house down?

[Guest]

Cue people trying to sheer him up, mayhaps even offering their own humble company.
Cue Spoony brushing them off because no one can help him.

And doesn't he have a dog?

Oreo is really busy now, managing Spoony`s budget and maintaining house.

[Guest]

Theoretically, if that happened, what would happen to him? Because he's already being foreclosed on, right? What would happen if he 'accidentally' burned the house down?

In a just world he'd face a year or two in the slammer for arson, getting stuffed like Angela White every night, but this is Clown World where good is bad and bad is good. He'd probably get free money or something and a new car. Then he'd promptly return to twitter to let us know how we could never understand his pain SO DON'T EVEN TRY OR OUT COMES THE CHAINSAW!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It`s big improvement. Previously he was sure that "we wouldn`t understand", but now he only doubts.

Just because he's lonely doesn't mean he'd ever degrade himself by hanging out with other people. They just don't compare to him.

[Guest]

NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIIS?!
PEOPLE OF OTHER RACES CAN BE RACISSS TOO?!!

IS THE HOG GETTING RED PILLED?!