Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

I bet the nightmare part of the dream is that someone is alerted by the stench/screams coming from her sex-dungeon where the barely-alive carcass of @SpoonyOne is chained to a pipe, and she is going on trial. And then, the jury only consists of her...

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OTHER ROOMMATES!

[Guestfag]

I disagree, he had a chance to hit mainstream, but retard also threw it away. After all, he had fucking Discovery contacting him for an idea and he did fuck all and gave his autistic doctor autisano stuff only shitstains like cockslut and wart likes. If he did something with effort, even if he hated it, he had a chance to break it. You know, do some small shit at first and then it might pay off with something big later.

Warthogh is worthless, how fucking something that is adult can fall off bed? I've though it can only happen to kids, elderly or some really sick people.

[Guest]

I seem to be missing a part in my knowledge on Spoonfag lore. Discovery did what?

Is this in any way traceable or was it just Noah lying and saying "Yeah, got an offering from Discovery, bro. Hmmhmm yeah I didn't take it tho, not my kinda jam, ya know?" Cause if it's just that then ofc fuck you fellow guestfag, you actually believe anything that comes out of this retardo's mouth.

[Guestfag]

I seem to be missing a part in my knowledge on Spoonfag lore. Discovery did what?

Is this in any way traceable or was it just Noah lying and saying "Yeah, got an offering from Discovery, bro. Hmmhmm yeah I didn't take it tho, not my kinda jam, ya know?" Cause if it's just that then ofc fuck you fellow guestfag, you actually believe anything that comes out of this retardo's mouth.

Supposedly, he had a chance to be in Mythbusters or whatever, but I might be misremembering. But considering retard like Pat was in fucking Pawn Stars of all places, I don't know why Troony wouldn't get a chance.

Still, even if we consider it bullshit, he still was making 5 grand on paymeton. If he wasn't lazy sack of shit, he could've easly hit mainstream with the simppower he had back then and easly multiply that money. He decided to throw it away.

[Guest]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

[Newhalf]

Depends what we mean by big. We talking actual mainstream success?

Yeah I meant mainstream because that is clearly what he wanted to achieve (by doing absolutely nothing).
And I still firmly believe he was never cut out for it.

Rachel here being on a constant buzz lying around in bed with Spoopy videos on loop and peeing herself, getting up briefly only to sad-tweet; is pretty close to what I also believe her life is like.
An unimaginable Hellscape that even being a Saudi princess cannot quite compare to.

[Guest]

YOU WOODEN UNDERSTAND :-DDDDD

[Moe Bitches]

Just a sad and lonely little earthworm....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Cue people trying to sheer him up, mayhaps even offering their own humble company.
Cue Spoony brushing them off because no one can help him.

And doesn't he have a dog?

[Newhalf]

Dog probably dead since a couple of months ago.
I mean, Oreo doesn't tweet anymore, does she ??