Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RUSH]

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[Guest]

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[Newhalf]

Alright, Spoopy could never have made it big. The normies never knew who he was nor would they have cared, he wasn't even a Pewdipie who at least was on that one episode of South Park that one time.
But still, five thousand dollarusu a month without doing any real work? That's still more than enough to have a very easy-going good life.
The fact that he threw everything away and prefers to live in squalor all alone just to be able to do absolutely NOTHING AT ALL is what I find damn funny to behold.

[Kugelfisch]

Do I need to give you the Slowpoke style as well?

She is venting, 11 years later of her ultimate failure. That she didn't get Noah to leave his life and join her. Her drinking isn't probably a thing.

You think she is pulling a Jim Norton of having had three light beers one night ten years ago and since talks about being a recovering alcoholic?
Possible. Highly offensive to us actual drunkards as well. It's a title you have to earn!

[Guest]

You think she is pulling a Jim Norton of having had three light beers one night ten years ago and since talks about being a recovering alcoholic?

In my head canon, this is exactly what has happened.

also, guess what time it is again! TIME FOR VIOLENT NIGHTMARES WITH @TheSpoonyOne!

[Guest]

She's in some kind of weird state of arrested development. An adult woman doesn't talk like that, and certainly doesn't have repeated violent nightmares about internet personalities. Notice how she never says what those nightmares are about? She probably doesn't even know as she's making it up for attention like a tween girl.

[Kugelfisch]

I think she's on Xanax or some similar shit that's basically an opiate replacement.
Relax for 15 hours a day, fucking buzzed out, take a power nap to recover from all the relaxing, buzz out much heavier still, wake up ten hours later in your piss as you haven't moved in 25 hours, get mad you didn't get a good 12 hours of sleep, change diaper, slam more pills, relax buzzed out for another 15 hours to recover.

Just lying in that bed, completely sedated and have the Spoon playlist on repeat on.
I bet she can "watch" those videos so often because she never really is there. She's so blitzed, it's basically new again every time because so little gets through the heavy fog of sedatives.

[Guest]

Alright, Spoopy could never have made it big.

Depends what we mean by big. We talking actual mainstream success? Nah. But we talking 50,000 a year with barely any work? Sure. He could be pulling 200,000 with a regular work schedule with streaming like Angry Jose. Remember look at his low effort streams. They have like 35,000 views. Even without trying he gets decent numbers.

We're looking at a man who started to really slack off since 2012. Once he was off the TGWTG schedule he stopped making regular content and did less and less. Thus we're seeing someone totally retard their potential fanbase.

[Kugelfisch]

Even at CA he didn't have a regular upload cycle. He supposedly aimed for twice a month, never hit that and his first video at TGWTG came out two months after he joined the site.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did she just reply to her own tweet with a slightly altereted/expanded version of said tweet?

She's in some kind of weird state of arrested development. An adult woman doesn't talk like that

GOTIS is a terrible illness.