Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Even better that it's ancient. Goes to show how true it is that it lasted this long.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ancient people were so body negative. Why can't they be like cavemen with their plus-sized idols?

[Guest]

you think she is aware she is a useless sack of shit?

she's a woman, so no.

[Guest]

Ancient people were so body negative. Why can't they be like cavemen with their plus-sized idols?

There is an anecdote about a Roman general visiting Egypt. Like many Roman generals, this Scipio Aemilianus was an Alexander the Great fanboy and the pharaoh was a descendant of Alexander's general, so Scipio was looking forward to meeting him and had to realize that this mighty pharaoh was a fat piece of shit that was being carried around all the time.
Scipio made him walk all around Alexandria with him, on foot, in the Egyptian sun.
His ultimate negotiations failed, but Scipio is quoted as "I did not achieve much, but at least I showed the Egyptians that their king can walk!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is what happens if you think you're too special. Silly entitled pharaohs.

Also here's an Ultraman catchphrase that made me think of this thread.

[Guest]

Also here's an Ultraman catchphrase that made me think of this thread.

alas, both forky and the warthog think that doing nothing will actually magically get them somewhere (I WILL TOTALLY BECOME A PRO WRESTLER, JUST WATCH!)

[Guest]

If she goes on a strict diet right now and starts working her ass off she could drop 60 pounds by September. She's rather long in the tooth to start wrestling, but maybe she can find something local.

[Tony Schiavone]

"Taking your time" implies that you will or are actually pacing yourself for proper work getting done.
These dregs hear that and immediately think it means "you don't have to do it."
Once it becomes optional = never gonna get done.


Anyways, he's back under $300 paymetons with 92 members gleefully still donating.
Someone should DM one of the dollar a month ones that they could have bought a new pair of sneakers for an actual homeless person with that money wasted in the last five years.

We're also approaching the, what, 3 year anniversary of his website no longer up?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I still remember it as if it was yesterday

If she goes on a strict diet right now and starts working her ass off she could drop 60 pounds by September. She's rather long in the tooth to start wrestling, but maybe she can find something local.

Dropping however many pounds won't undo her fucked-up knees and hips.
On the plus side, the looser skin would make her look even more like a hag.

[Guestfag]

If she goes on a strict diet right now and starts working her ass off she could drop 60 pounds by September. She's rather long in the tooth to start wrestling, but maybe she can find something local.

With strict diet, like classic Nowzaradan 800-1000, she would've lost 60 pounds in 2-3 months.
I don't even get what is even talked here - it's like talking about troony doing something or dropping twatter. You know that won't happen and she will still piss herself while watching troony playlist.