Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Much like her idol, Rachel's "moving out" storyline would be more interesting with a ticking clock.

[Guest]

And on a fitting similar note to celebrate 3000 pages of watching a glacier move, Rachel did nothing

I find it fascinating that there are people who find the most trivial bullshit as an excuse to sit on their asses all day.
Honestly, I wonder, in her retarded mind, does she think she is actually doing stuff or you think she is aware she is a useless sack of shit?
Whatever happened with the job interview saga, I wonder

[Kugelfisch]

All that stress! Relaxing must ensue forthrightly, aided by the most calming videos known to man. Shrieking manchildren.

What happened to the Great mystery illness? I bet she never managed to drag her ass to the doctor again.

[Guest]

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...you think Warthog is prettier on the inside or the outside?

[Guest]

What happened to the Great mystery illness?

It was a UTI. She tweeted about it.

[Guest]

She also has diabetes but refuses to acknowledge it.

[wulfenlord]

Yeah, I read that bullshit, but it was too cliché for me to riff about. Because of course the hog sticks to the Oh, I may be a fat lard, but at least I'm beautiful on the inside fallacy. More often that not, you are fat as well as an asshole on the inside.

The old adage "Lasst wohlbeleibte Männer um mich sein" isn't true since at least 100 years. There is no need for well-deserved military or political efforts to amass the social rank to gain weight. All it takes for hamgalaxies today is lazyness (mixed with poor hygene, or did you miss the info that the mystery illness was a urinary tract infaction because the hog didn't wipe her fat rolls properly, Kugel?)

[Kugelfisch]

No, I didn't miss that one but she was also talking about a blood test and the results for that.

While we are at German sayings, I'll throw "Ein gesunder Geist lebt in einem gesundem Körper." into the ring. Nobody is that fucked up physically from laziness and sound of mind at the same time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like how she didn't elaborate on the "health is more important than beauty". 'Cause she's got neither.

Much like her idol, Rachel's "moving out" storyline would be more interesting with a ticking clock.

This is "Namek explodes in 5 minutes" all over again. Except worse.

I sure hope her Mulan Warrior Princess trinket gives her the mental fortitude to survive, the last time one of her kind "took her time", this happened

"Taking your time" has worked out wonders for @TheSpoonyOne as well.

You can tell that bitch has never worked a day in her life, or never had to do shit that had to be done even if she felt like shit atm.

[Guest]

While we are at German sayings, I'll throw "Ein gesunder Geist lebt in einem gesundem Körper." into the ring.

That's not a german saying, Pretzelbro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mens_sana_in_corpore_sano