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[Guest]

Culkin is obvious broke.

His parents took a lot of his acting money and heroin took the rest.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Culkin is obvious broke. Why else would he be pretty much silent for decades and then within like a one year period

>Starts taking acting auditions again
>Starts a podcast
>Starts appearing on internet nobody youtube channels
>Starts giving newspaper and magazine interviews

He needs that money, he really does.

I assume the opposite he’s a bored millionaire. If he was broke he’d have done straight to DVD home alone sequels and begged his brother for work.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

True. He would've shown up in Steven Seagal movies.
Maybe he's some kind of Reverse Spoony.

[Newhalf]

The Anti-Spoony?
Let's get the two together and see what happens.

[Old Black Man]

He’d just be sucked into the Spoony void, two gross looking subhumans lying on a basement floor tweeting their misery to the world.

[Salmonella]

His net worth is supposedly 18 million dollars so maybe I'm wrong and he just wants to go hang around with losers from youtube.

[Guest]

No way he's worth 18 million dollars. That has to be what he's potentially made his entire career, including when he was at his height 30 years ago. I'd be shocked if he's worth one million, and since he lives in LA that makes him one step away from being homeless.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah no shit he's still rich. The reason he's not doing cheap acting gigs is because he's blacklisted like Lohan as somebody impossible to work with because he's a junkie or something.
Or maybe they want to keep him out of the spotlight so he doesn't get the bright idea to talk about him being fondled as a kid. You know, keep him irrelevant and make him look desperate.

[Angelfire Memes]

He's definitely not normal person broke. He's rich person broke where he'll never have to worry about paying the billth or anything but he probably has to do his own cooking and cleaning. The humanity.

[Kugelfisch]

He's definitely not normal person broke.

Oh of course not. I bet he doesn't even have to pay for a lot of things. Paymetons doesn't have shit on the paypiggies he has saved from Dark Times.