Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Cuckara]

His dad murdered two children and is still more likeable then this douche.

The child murderer also made some good films, whereas Max's resume is laughably bad. Max's crowning achievement is Chronicle, a found footage capeshit flick that was directed by Josh Trank, the genius who would go on to direct Fantastic Four (2015). To get even further off-topic (fuck it, Spoony is on a bender right now anyway): Max is desperately trying to reinvent himself. Along with offering script consultant services (imagine being such a shitty screenwriter you pay Max Landis to give you advice ), he is now regularly pumping out videos on his YouTube channel. Is this the first example of a Hollywood insider becoming an IN?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Brie Larson (potentially) did it first. Guess some Hollywood yokels are starting to get a kick out of the internet's instant gratification system.

Also David Lynch does two uploads like these



Every. Single. Day.

[Cuckara]

That's Lynch being Lynch though. Also, Netflix recently gave him cash to make a TV series; Twin Peaks: The Return has revived his career. Max might be the first example of a Hollywood insider turning to YouTube because he can't do anything else.

[Guest]

Maybe that's the key to how he got away with it for so many years; because he acted like a flaming homosexual, no one suspected him.

That would also explain Marilyn Manson. The makeup, nail polish, that famous androgynous album cover, the gay costumes for photoshoots, ... and then he went home and hate fucked Rachel Evan Wood and allegedly quite a few more.
Though he really buffed up later compared to his 90s look.

[Guest]

Anyone else think it's funny Noah only communicates via twitter now? It's like a guy who only communicates via Morse code or something. It's so limiting and abstract.

And when there's a tweet break there's nothing to discuss.

[Cuckara]

Maybe that's the key to how he got away with it for so many years; because he acted like a flaming homosexual, no one suspected him.

That would also explain Marilyn Manson. The makeup, nail polish, that famous androgynous album cover, the gay costumes for photoshoots, ... and then he went home and hate fucked Rachel Evan Wood and allegedly quite a few more.
Though he really buffed up later compared to his 90s look.

Buffed? The word you're thinking of is "fattened".

[Guest]

plump as fuck!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Like a real dyke.

Anyone else think it's funny Noah only communicates via twitter now? It's like a guy who only communicates via Morse code or something. It's so limiting and abstract.

Still better than Rachel. She basically communicates via morse code by tapping a pencil on the ground.

[Guest]

His dad murdered two children and is still more likeable then this douche.

The child murderer also made some good films, whereas Max's resume is laughably bad. Max's crowning achievement is Chronicle, a found footage capeshit flick that was directed by Josh Trank, the genius who would go on to direct Fantastic Four (2015). To get even further off-topic (fuck it, Spoony is on a bender right now anyway): Max is desperately trying to reinvent himself. Along with offering script consultant services (imagine being such a shitty screenwriter you pay Max Landis to give you advice ), he is now regularly pumping out videos on his YouTube channel. Is this the first example of a Hollywood insider becoming an IN?

Isn't this the guy who made Big Willie and The Orc?

[Guest]

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Christ can this fat bitch make a single tweet that doesn't mention spoony? She literally only lives spoony and taco bell it seems.