Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Old Black Man]

They’re very territorial.

[TheBilthCollector]

Don't. Tell him. What to do.

Don't. Tell his wife. To work.

This IS my job!

[Guest]

Something that came to mind from Allison’s thread...

It will be Linkara. He'd be the next big fish in the pond. Plus Phelous is her subservient slave, whereas Linkara has always cared more about trannies, Marzgurl, and gorillas.

I feel like it's only a matter of time until there's a mass #metooing of cock slut. He's a perfect storm for it; he has a gigantic ego, constantly virtue signals, is unable to pickup social cues, and is a flaming deviant who jerks off to the most disturbing porn. All it will take is one feminist saying he acted creepy at a convention, and before you know it, a dozen other people will accuse him of acting inappropriately.

I read about the “weird things he jerks off to” including a lot of people commenting on him admitting to wanting to outright fuck the Green M&M. When did he say that?

[Kugelfisch]

Fuck me if I know but his slashfiction account tells a much more interesting story via the slashfics in his favourites. Choice selections were lots of stories about sucking dick, getting assraped by the shemale teacher, lapping up fat mommy's pussy juice and getting face sat on to near asphyxiation and, last but not least, some story tagged with "dead gay muppet gangbang".

Nothing in his favourite stories wasn't vile. Paints a picture of the fantasies of teenage Linkara and autists don't tend to change much.

Also gives you an idea how a very gay guy would marry what allegedly is a woman. A massive, fat one. One more masculine than him. I'll let you imagine what they do in private, based on his juvenile reading preferences.

[Le Redditeur]

Or search for GitGud's Linkara & Viga slashfics. They're probably very close to reality.

[Kugelfisch]

Our quality poster never wrote something as disgusting as what Linky would get fired up about.

[Le Redditeur]

The one where Viga writes "Arbeit Match Frei" on Linkara's butt and shoves her gorilla hands there is probably very close, though.

[Kugelfisch]

See, that's funny though. Meanwhile, there is nothing funny about what Linky does and even less about what he'd do if he was ever in a position of power. He'd make Mengele look like a respectable guy.

[BenComicGraphics]

Lewis's cucksons are always so weird and pathetic. People keep praising him on twitter for his non-accomplishments. It's hilarious.

[Old Black Man]

The one where Viga writes "Arbeit Match Frei" on Linkara's butt and shoves her gorilla hands there is probably very close, though.

Is that the one where she’s dressed in a full SS uniform and shoving muppets into his ass like a train driver shoveling coal?