Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Or is that commonly known and I just missed it in close to 2000 pages of Spoony galore?

Yeah, in 2004 Spoony was in deep with the Arizona Yakuza. You new here or something?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I heard he helped bust a drug cartel with the help of Reb Brown.

[Newhalf]

Heey, Spoony videos I haven't seen before.
Looks like there's some hope for me yet.

And I only know about Alone in the Dark 1-3 . I welcomed the turn to comedy in 2 with Carnby in the Santa costume and the little girl that flips you off at the end credits, but I think they went more serious again, not counting the comedic film by the master himself, Uwe Boll.

Pretty sure hating on people hating on things is like the official business model for Twatter, no wonder Spoopy uses it so much.

[Guest]

Care to elaborate?

Only most verified information from well-trusted forums.

[Guest]

Or is that commonly known and I just missed it in close to 2000 pages of Spoony galore?

Yeah, in 2004 Spoony was in deep with the Arizona Yakuza. You new here or something?

Shit, he is on good terms with MarzGurl, and she`s fighting yakuza. Better call Mad Warthog of Twitter for help.

[Kugelfisch]

I hope he's dead, but as someone else said, he lives to disappoint.
So he's probably alive but somehow mustered enough restraint to not post on twitter.

It's the beginning of the month. He's been too drunk on gallon jug vodka to shitpost all week.

[Newhalf]

Wow I never watched this Armake guy back in the day but he seems like kind of a prick, too. It'd make sense that Spoopy would hate his guts since he started out imitating him in the first place and they're probably both assholes.

[Guest]

The irony is that 2020 was tailor made for a Spoony. Colbert was streaming even the most insignificant bargain basemen e-celebs at one point, and Netflix was giving them specials. If he had kept at it instead of turning into a trembling faggot he might have made it by now.

Spoony's a white male, so he wouldn't have been given these opportunities.

[Guest]

He'd have turned up late and looking like shit anyway. Spoony's a natural-born loser.

[Kugelfisch]

Wow I never watched this Armake guy back in the day but he seems like kind of a prick, too. It'd make sense that Spoopy would hate his guts since he started out imitating him in the first place and they're probably both assholes.

Spoopy used to kiss Armake's ass.
I don't mind him. At least he isn't living in the past and is all stressy depressy all day.