Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It was Armake 21, not Archfiend. And holy shit, just one speaker!



"I hate to do this to you" like he's the ultimate authority on quality.

[Guest]

He talks about it around 4:27. Was IGN ever not shit? I remember when those cunts closed their forum to free users and gave the world that Vestibule bullshit.

[Old Black Man]

Haha well that's why he took a good bit of the video to explain that the game is actually NOT like Bushido Blade because REASONS! he didn't really explain.
Me, I had no opinion on it, I just thought the show that the game was based upon did not seem like something I would watch, but yeah, to me that seems like the first time the "mask had cracked", I guess more attentive people saw it way sooner, but I honestly didn't investigate his background then to find stuff like his old blog posts where he was already acting like a giant prick.

I’d never gotten into the show but I had a great time with the game. Spoony was so enraged that people like it that it forced him to make a parody video called Deadliest Character, which sucked.

I’m not surprised that he’s the kind of miserable person who can’t accept that another person likes something that he doesn’t, no wonder I hate him despite never diving into his “career”. Also that dude talking about Alone in the Dark needs to get his shit together, New Nightmare was solid.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe that's ultimately why he doesn't go outside and lives on twitter. The real world is full of people liking things, which must be hell for him.
Meanwhile, twitter is nothing but hateful people and people to hate. The perfect place for someone like him that hates everything, including being alive.

[Rushy]

Also that dude talking about Alone in the Dark needs to get his shit together, New Nightmare was solid.

I've never really understood the love for New Nightmare. It's not the same Freddy character, but some generic demon. He wants to kill Heather Langenkamp to escape the franchise, even though going after Robert Englund would make far more sense. The kills are mostly retreads of the original. And the fucking kid...

The meta aspect of it being a script brought to life was by far the best thing about it, but nothing much comes of it. It's an idea that's just sort of there. The whole film just smacks of Craven being really frustrated about what happened to Freddy and putting that anger on the page, but it's not a very coherent idea.

[Guest]

I hate meta shit. Like really hate it. Heather Langenkamp not having a proper nude scene before she turned into a blimp was a disgrace. Fuck gay Wes Craven. The Scream series was predictable as hell and he's no genius. He also stole Hans Zimmer's Broken Arrow score for part 2.

[Guest]

It was Armake 21, not Archfiend. And holy shit, just one speaker!



"I hate to do this to you" like he's the ultimate authority on quality.

I love when these critics like Spoony act like they're the ultimate authority on quality.
When really, they never answer the question of "Who are you, and why should I care about or respect your opinion?"
I hope he's dead, but as someone else said, he lives to disappoint.
So he's probably alive but somehow mustered enough restraint to not post on twitter.

[Old Black Man]

Also that dude talking about Alone in the Dark needs to get his shit together, New Nightmare was solid.

I've never really understood the love for New Nightmare. It's not the same Freddy character, but some generic demon. He wants to kill Heather Langenkamp to escape the franchise, even though going after Robert Englund would make far more sense. The kills are mostly retreads of the original. And the fucking kid...

The meta aspect of it being a script brought to life was by far the best thing about it, but nothing much comes of it. It's an idea that's just sort of there. The whole film just smacks of Craven being really frustrated about what happened to Freddy and putting that anger on the page, but it's not a very coherent idea.

Oh no man Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare, that ranter mentioned it in his video as being horrible, which it’s not. Still I agree with you on the Freddy movie, I don’t see why it gets such high praise either.

[Guest]

Hah yeah he could only have 'controversial' opinions if it was safe and the target opportune enough.
When he rambled about the Deadliest Warrior game was probably one of the best early indications.
Especially once he got back to them after they tweeted about his uh, 'review' and he would smugly say things like "You are just WRONG" and "People listen to what I say!"
That's the kind of thing he really lived for. "Too bad" for him it couldn't last.

Bekluvsdiru was an Arizona weeaboo who peaked in popularity at the same time as Spoopy. It's possible she never knew who he was, but I like to imagine she did. No idea what she's doing now, but she spends a lot of time in Japan "entertaining," so take that as you please.

Spoony was nearly murdered in 2004 because of unpaid gambling loses, this may be connected to Bekluvsdiru.

[Guest]

Hah yeah he could only have 'controversial' opinions if it was safe and the target opportune enough.
When he rambled about the Deadliest Warrior game was probably one of the best early indications.
Especially once he got back to them after they tweeted about his uh, 'review' and he would smugly say things like "You are just WRONG" and "People listen to what I say!"
That's the kind of thing he really lived for. "Too bad" for him it couldn't last.

Bekluvsdiru was an Arizona weeaboo who peaked in popularity at the same time as Spoopy. It's possible she never knew who he was, but I like to imagine she did. No idea what she's doing now, but she spends a lot of time in Japan "entertaining," so take that as you please.

Spoony was nearly murdered in 2004 because of unpaid gambling loses, this may be connected to Bekluvsdiru.

Care to elaborate? Or is that commonly known and I just missed it in close to 2000 pages of Spoony galore? (I estimate the rest is Warthog safari stuff).