DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nothing he could do, guest. He had input lag on this broken version of the game.

[Guest]

He's pushing buttons! The inputs are dropping!

[Bobito]

It doesn’t matter how he plays, his “trolls” will keep him afloat anyway, the faggot isn’t even funny since forever.

[Le Redditeur]

He got his Chapter 7 bankruptcy to wipe out all his consoomer debt while still raking 120k/year from retards, and that's during a severe economic recession. It won't be lack of money, but excess of fat and carbs that will defeat Pigroach, but that will take a long time.

[Kugelfisch]

Seeing how burgerland is infuriatingly good at keeping deathfats from dying, the fucker will live another good forty years.

[Some Sick Fuck]

2 days. Two streams total to beat level 1.

He's savoring the taste of failure.

[Salmonella]

The most entertaining games to watch him play are platformers and online fighting games because for those the chat can't hold his hand and it really does come down to his gayyyymer skillz.

[rabidtictac]

Stealth games too, although most of those have quicksaves and can be cheesed that way. There's a reason the MGS games produced some of the finest dsp salt back in the evilaj days.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The most entertaining games to watch him play are platformers and online fighting games because for those the chat can't hold his hand and it really does come down to his gayyyymer skillz.

Him doing online fighting games is the quintessential DSP experience in my book. The Dunning-Kruger is extra strong because of his status as a self-proclaimed fighting game god, and it offers a constant barrage of the most iconic of DSP excuses.

[Newhalf]

DSP really showed me how easy the Dark Soles games actually are. Now I can no longer take anyone seriously who says something is "the Dark Souls of (random thing)".
Oh wait, I never took them seriously.

Even his fighting games was kinda getting boring though. He expects extra pay to play them, usually plays his whales who let him win, and even if he dares random matchups, he's just not invested and repeats the same lines ad nauseum. If anyone can most easily be replaced by a soundboard, it would be Darksy.