Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She stole our hearts.

[wulfenlord]

Sooo, Blowjobs from her at the local library when?

Yeah, bretty shure her doctor keeps telling her it's the Beetus for months now, to which she replies "But no, good sir, one last blood test, to rule out it's not prostate cancer, pretty please :3"

[rabidtictac]

She has no job, her only income is government assistance and she has a criminal record. I can't imagine there are many places interested in that kind of tenant, and the ones that would take her are probably so shitty that even a DHI guestposter wouldn't live there.
She needs to just move in with her mom, stop dreaming about Spoony, and try to get her shit together.

I like how the stupid hog talks about her mom having health issues and herself having housing issues, but never thinks for a fucking second to combine those two.

Most adults with an ailing parent and no good housing situation would be clamoring to move in with their folks in exchange for housekeeping/caretaking.

[Guest]

Relaxing is the last thing you need to be doing, fats. Your treatment plan is called a diet.

[Kugelfisch]

She has no job, her only income is government assistance and she has a criminal record.

Whoa there did I miss something. What crime did she commit?

She never mentioned it but she lives in a project for criminals. But it's Canada so who knows. Maybe drunkenly was a bit too impolite at some point.

[mad bum]

>Ham planet gets onset diabetes
Maybe she should of actually stopped eating like she said she would.

[Kugelfisch]

According to her, she's starving just about every week. I don't think self control is a function of her two bit brain.

[pibbs]

Everytime I don't shoot one of these two in the head I'm overcome with great sorrow.

[Le Redditeur]

The only thing worse than Vogon poetry is Hog poetry.

[Guest]

"Oh wow. NOW LETS MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME THO". She should be orbiting Boogie since they're so alike.